Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Hermione (the short course) (2005)

Jane Freeman: Ivy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : I'm Alvin, vaulter of rivers!

  [Ivy sighs] 

  Nora : Don't look. It only encourages him.

  Ivy : I've never seen anyone with a firmer hold on stupidity.

  Nora : Why do they settle here? Why don't they go and annoy Australia?

  Ivy : They'd never find Australia.