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The Pink Panther 2 (2009) Poster

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[from trailer]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And she does not think she is pretty... And I can never tell her that she is pretty, otherwise...

Ponton: Otherwise, what?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me.

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Italian Reporter: [after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?

Pepperidge: No comment.

Italian Reporter: Do you think they will recover the ring?

Pepperidge: If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?

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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.

Vicenzo: That is not Italian and I do speaka English.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh really? Prove it!

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Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!

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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And your name?

Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.

Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone

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Pepperidge: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?

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Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.

Kenji: I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.

Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!

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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.

[steps over "You are now leaving France" line in airport]

TV Announcer: The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What'd I tell you?

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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?

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Pepperidge: *Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.

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Sonia: Story of my life, the men I'm interested in aren't the ones interested in me.

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Vicenzo: Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: To have the babies? To have the babies?

Vicenzo: Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away*

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: ...All day long the babies?

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