- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, I got an idea. Maybe I could dress up in a bikini.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Down!
- [pulls Jigen to the ground]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: And what? Scare them into submission?
- [seeing Zenigata rescue the same women Lupin rescued]
- Daisuke Jigen: Either that little blonde cupcake's having a real bad week, or something fishy's going on...
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, I don't like the sound of this... And don't say anything. You know what I mean.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: That's cause I have a degree in Jigen-ese.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, Lupin... Whew! How much farther, man?
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, well, not much.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, are you sure that that map's reliable?
- Arsène Lupin III: Made it myself.
- Daisuke Jigen: Ugh! Then we're doomed!
- Arsène Lupin III, Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [drunkenly singing] You and I were military classmates...
- Arsène Lupin III: What a surprise to see you in a place like this, Pops!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I feel the same. I tracked you all the way here. Of all the places to meet, huh, Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: Why don't we both forget about our jobs, Pops?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I agree. To hell with work!
- Arsène Lupin III: Cheers to good old Zenigata.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Cheers to Lupin the Third!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [drunkenly singing] Once upon a time, Urashima was led by a turtle he saved...
- Leader: Where's Mr. Lupin?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Huh? He went to the restroom again.
- Leader: [realizing Lupin had been faking drunkenness and went after the treasure] Don't tell me!
- Daisuke Jigen: What's wrong, Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, I feel sorry thinking about the aged Pops.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [racing after Lupin] Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: [in a slight amused tone] Oh my God, he's immortal!
- Daisuke Jigen: By the way, Lupin, why did those women try so hard to protect such medicine?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, it's because once you take this, you'll be totally addicted to it.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Like cats to catnip.
- Arsène Lupin III: If something like this exists, there's no fun left for us men.
- [He opens the bottle and empties it]
- Arsène Lupin III: Therefore, slosh, slosh slosh.