Peter and Lois upset Meg when they forget that her 17th birthday is a few days away. They hastily plan a birthday party that Meg complains she won't want to be seen at. Peter gets drunk and makes a fool out of himself. Eventually, he dresses up as a hobo clown and attempts to drive a unicycle down a set of stairs, but he is unable to control the unicycle and falls over the banister, landing on top of his father Francis, one of the party guests. Francis is critically injured with multiple injuries; with the family surrounding him, he briefly awakens to tell Peter "You're a fat, stinking drunk!" Francis dies immediately thereafter. Peter is depressed over his father's death and attempts to turn to crack. Eventually, Brian refers Peter to a hypnotherapist, who gets Peter to reveal that Francis is not his biological father. Peter visits Thelma, who admits that he was conceived while she had an affair with an Irishman 40 years earlier and that he (the father) has remained in Ireland. Brian... Written by
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Did You Know?
The song Peter sings in the bar ("My Dear Old Irish Dad") is a parody of the Irish folk song "Dear Old Donegal". See more
When Peter's taxi arrives outside the pub, it's in the righthand lane. As in the UK, Irish cars drive on the left. See more
Dad, I'm so sorry I broke all your ribs and busted your spleen and punctured your lung. I-I don't know if you can hear me right now, but... I hope you know... I love you, Dad.
Peter... come closer. There's something... I need to say to you.
I'm here, Dad. What is it?
Peter... you're a fat, stinking drunk!
Oh, my God, he's dead! He can't be dead! There's gotta be something I can do. Maybe I'll bury him in the Pet Cemetery.
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Spoofs Wonder Woman
My Drunken Irish Dad
Music by Walter Murphy
Lyrics by Danny Smith
Performed by Seth MacFarlane See more