Jack and Victor decide to offer a helping hand to their recently-widowed friend Bert, who seems incapable of looking after himself. Winston, on the other hand, is certainly helping himself - to the favours of his new home help, Mrs. Begg. Later, they find that Mrs. Begg is offering more than she should be. . . Written by
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, Victor McDade
, Winston Ingram
This is the ballad of Mrs Begg, who doubted Winston's dodgy leg. Now she waits on me round the clock, because she got fond of old Bert's cock.