Quotes
Wayne: Yeah it's a mess back there.
Share thisDracula: Welcome To Hotel Transylvania!
Share thisDracula: It's ok we all get stomachaches Mr Big Foot.
Share thisDracula: Good morning Mavey Wavey.
Share thisMavis: Ha-what-what?
Share thisMavis: Oh, hi humans.
Share thisDracula: Hey you don't need a manikin!
Share thisDracula: Evil villain you will never win!
Share thisJonathan: Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.
Share thisMavis: Is it true, are you a human?
Share thisMartha: Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.
Share thisDracula: House-keeping!
Share thisJonathan: Look at me, I'm a Frankenhomie!
Share thisDracula: [against the window of an airplane, sees a Twilight movie playing] This is how we're represented, unbelievable.
Share thisJonathan: [on opposite sides of an airplane window] Drac, I can't understand you!
Dracula: What? My hands in a tan shoe?
Share thisDracula: [after noticing Mavis kissing Jonny]
[rushes in between them and shouts at Jonny]
Dracula: How could you? After I shared my pain with you?
Share thisEunice: English, please! Your voice is REALLY annnoying!
Share thisJonathan: I'm Dracula, Bleh, bleh-bleh!
Dracula: I've never said that in my life. 'Bleh, bleh-bleh.' I don't know where that comes from!
Share thisMavis: Uhm... who is that?
Dracula: Who was what?
Jonathan: [groans]
Dracula: Oh that. That is ahh... nobody.
Mavis: Seriously dad?
Jonathan: Dad?
Mavis: Yeah, I know Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.
Jonathan: Dracula?
Share thisDracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!
Share thisJonathan: Uh, can I just ask? What exactly is this place?
Dracula: What is this place? It's a place I built, for all those monsters out there lurking in the shadows. Hiding from the persecution of human kind. A for them and their families to come to and be themselves. A void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs. A place of peace, relaxation, and tranquility.
Jonathan: Cool, so it's like a hotel for monsters?
Dracula: [irritated] Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters, way to sum it up.
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