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Dracula: Hey you don't need a manikin!

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Dracula: [against the window of an airplane, sees a Twilight movie playing] This is how we're represented, unbelievable.

Jonathan: Are these monsters gonna kill me?

Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Jonathan: That's kinda racist.

Jonathan: I'm Dracula, Bleh, bleh-bleh!

Dracula: I've never said that in my life. 'Bleh, bleh-bleh.' I don't know where that comes from!

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Gremlin Lady: Excuse me. One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude. He ate my sister-in-law.

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Martha: Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.

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Jonathan: [on opposite sides of an airplane window] Drac, I can't understand you!

Dracula: What? My hands in a tan shoe?

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Mavis: Is it true, are you a human?

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Jonathan: Uh, can I just ask? What exactly is this place?

Dracula: What is this place? It's a place I built, for all those monsters out there lurking in the shadows. Hiding from the persecution of human kind. A for them and their families to come to and be themselves. A void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs. A place of peace, relaxation, and tranquility.

Jonathan: Cool, so it's like a hotel for monsters?

Dracula: [irritated] Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters, way to sum it up.

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Dracula: [Runs after Quasimodo to rescue Jonathan, but is stopped by Mavis] Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out. It could kill you, my honey-gut.

Mavis: I couldn't sleep. You know where Jonny went?

Dracula: I don't know. He -

[Turns around & eyes her down angrily]

Dracula: Why do you want know?

Mavis: Oh! Uh,

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Jonathan: Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my body if I didn't say that.

Dracula: I wouldn't have... No, he's right, I would have done that.

Mavis: Dad.

Dracula: I was wrong, Devil-chops.

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Mavis: Ha-what-what?

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Dracula: [after noticing Mavis kissing Jonny]

[rushes in between them and shouts at Jonny]

Dracula: How could you? After I shared my pain with you?

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Wayne: What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.

Murray: That was pretty sick, man.

Wayne: You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.

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Jonathan: Look at me, I'm a Frankenhomie!

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[repeated line]

Mavis: Holy rabies!

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Eunice: English, please! Your voice is REALLY annnoying!

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Dracula: [holding Jonathan and looking at Mavis] Someone closer to your age, help plan the party.

Mavis: [looking at Jonathan] You're my age!

Jonathan: Sure, oh, well, how old are you?

Mavis: 118.

Jonathan: 100 and...

[Dracula elbows Jonathan in the stomach]

Jonathan: Yeah, I'm 121.

Mavis: Really?

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Dracula: Welcome To Hotel Transylvania!

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Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

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Dracula: Evil villain you will never win!

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Mavis: Who was that?

Dracula: Who was what?

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Quasimodo: When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!

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Wayne: Yeah it's a mess back there.

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Dracula: It's ok we all get stomachaches Mr Big Foot.

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Dracula: Good morning Mavey Wavey.

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Mavis: Oh, hi humans.

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Mavis: You sure? It'll be fun.

Jonathan: Ok.

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Dracula: House-keeping!

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Mavis: Uhm... who is that?

Dracula: Who was what?

Jonathan: [groans]

Dracula: Oh that. That is ahh... nobody.

Mavis: Seriously dad?

Jonathan: Dad?

Mavis: Yeah, I know Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.

Jonathan: Dracula?

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[Quasimodo kicks a suit of armor in the groin]

Suit of Armor: Ow! Why did that hurt me?

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Dracula: I know I lied. I was wrong. But you have to believe this: Johnny wasn't a bad guy. The truth is, I don't know if humans are bad anymore. Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.

Eunice: He's not talking to you. First you tell us humans are bad, now they're good, what else? Up is down, cold is hot, gremlins don't smell.

Gremlin Man: Hey!

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Dracula: [thinks Murray passed gas] You're kidding me. Right in my lobby?

Murray: Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that.

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