Jack: That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!
Aku: [shiftily] Yes, it did.
Aku: Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter off over the horizon and we won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
Jack: Your word play will not trick me, villain!
[he attacks Aku]
Aku: No Wait! I'll be back, Samurai - you'll see! Bwah-ha-ha-ha.
[flutters over the horizon then reappears]
Aku: [reappears in front of Samurai Jack] See what I mean?
Aku: [dials phone number] Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!