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"Pee-wee's Playhouse" The Restaurant (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)

(1986)

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Pee-wee: Hi, Jambi. It's time for my wish!

Jambi: So what do you want?

Pee-wee: Oh, come on! Say it like a real genie!

Jambi: Oh, alright.

[in an ethereal voice]

Jambi: Your wish is my command, oh wise and powerful master!

[in his normal voice]

Jambi: So what do you want?

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Pee-wee: Let me see, what should I wish for? Hmm? Let me see. I don't know. Hmm, I wish I knew what to wish for.

Jambi: [granting wish] It is done.

Pee-wee: [excited] I know what to wish for!

Jambi: [smiles] It's too late.

Pee-wee: What do you mean?

Jambi: You already had your wish.

Pee-wee: No, I haven't.

Jambi: Yes, you did.

Pee-wee: No, I didn't.

Jambi: Yes, you did.

Pee-wee: No, I didn't.

Jambi: Yes, you did. I'll prove it to you. Here's an instant replay on the Magic Screen.

[Magic Screen replays the whole scene for Pee-wee]

Pee-wee: What a gyp. You tricked me! I want another wish.

Jambi: You know the rules, Pee-wee: Only one wish per show.

Pee-wee: No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

[continues]

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Pee-wee: So, where's the King of Cartoons?

Dixie: [turns toward the door] Hey, Your Majesty... STEP ON IT!

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Captain Carl: I'll have the lobster.

Pee-wee: I wouldn't recommend that.

Captain Carl: Why not?

Pee-wee: Because we're out of it.

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Pee-wee: [after the Salesman visited, the doorbell rings yet again, so Pee-wee opens the door and says] Look, Mr. Salesman...

Captain Carl: Who you callin' Salesman?

Pee-wee: Captain Carl!

Captain Carl: Ahoy, Pee-wee!

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Captain Carl: [after ordering everything off the menu, only to find out they are out] What do you have?

Pee-wee: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Captain Carl: I'll take that then.

Pee-wee: Would you like that on white, whole wheat, rye or...

Captain Carl: JUST BRING THE SANDWICH!

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