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Johnson, Alexz: [knowing she is trying out the rollercoaster for the first time] If anybody wants me, I'll be in the washroom, on the floor, in the fetal position.

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Easton, Sam: Texas doesn't look like a pussy, but... Texas is a pussy. Yeah, you can quote me on that.

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Easton, Sam: [headlining at a comedy club] Uh, I don't like wearing my Montreal Expos jersey anymore, because now that the team's gone, and I have a shaved head, I look like a sick kid with one last wish!

[the crowd laughs, Sam begins talking in a high-pitched voice]

Easton, Sam: I wanna see the Expos play!

[Sam does a fake cough, the crowd laughs again]

Easton, Sam: My hopes are high, my bone marrow is low!

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