Easton, Sam:
[
headlining at a comedy club] Uh, I don't like wearing my Montreal Expos jersey anymore, because now that the team's gone, and I have a shaved head, I look like a sick kid with one last wish!
[
the crowd laughs, Sam begins talking in a high-pitched voice]
Easton, Sam:
I wanna see the Expos play!
[
Sam does a fake cough, the crowd laughs again]
Easton, Sam:
My hopes are high, my bone marrow is low!
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