Kazuma Kuwabara: N', I haven't seen Keiko this happy in months. You guys must really have somethin' for her to be that way. Don't act like you're not excited, too! How do you think Keiko feels when you pretend you don't care?
Yusuke Urameshi: Hey, you're squishing my milkshake!
Yusuke Urameshi: [to Botom] I got back from Grandma's evil bootcamp today and I deserve a vacation. Why don't you call back in two years?
Yusuke Urameshi: And who are these stupid Saint Beasts?
Botan: They are four of the most notorious criminals in all of the spirit world. The title "Saint" was given to them by their followers. Years ago they were chased by a coalition of pursuers and evaded capture by locking themselves into a booby-trapped fortress. Since then, a whole city has formed at its base, filled with vile crooks who view these beasts like gods - The City of Ghosts and Apparitions.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Look, I'm not dumb, or blind. We all know I can see supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not gonna sit around my house while Yusuke doesn't see things and lets big monsters and insects take over my city - 'cause I'm Kuwabara! And in case you guys forgot, I've got a sword.
Botan: Well, Yusuke, I guess there's no point in arguing with the eager.
Yusuke Urameshi: Banging on the floors of random warehouses - seems like fun to me.
Kazuma Kuwabara: [surrounded by demons] Urameshi, there's too many of 'em. And, I'm not sure, but I think they wanna eat me.
Yusuke Urameshi: [welcomingly] Well, well, well. The thieves!
Youko Kurama: Hello.
Yusuke Urameshi: Well, what are you doing here?
Jaganshi Hiei: Even that fool, Koenma, knew that it would take more than human power to kill the Saint Beasts.
Youko Kurama: By aiding in this mission, Koenma has assured us we can clean our slates in Spirit World.
Yusuke Urameshi: Heh-heh-heh-heh. I guess Koenma heard me complaining.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Well, I don't have a clue what's goin' on, but it sure is nice to have a helping hand.
Jaganshi Hiei: "Helping" is not the right word.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Hm?
Jaganshi Hiei: Koenma may regard us as equals but I do not. Once inside the castle I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're babysitting.
Youko Kurama: Any prize that's worth having usually requires a risk.
Eye-Bat, Additional Voices: Heavy, isn't it? Sensors in the corridor are most intelligent, and a complex assembly of gears adapts the ceiling's weight precisely to the strength of its victims. Of course, there is a catch. Just enough leeway remains for one person to escape, leaving their friends to be crushed by the weight.
Yusuke Urameshi: Damn it.
Eye-Bat, Additional Voices: But decisions must be made quickly. Not even the four of you combined can hold the ceiling for long. Insist on teamwork and everyone will be crushed. Only by turning against your friends will one of you be able to escape. Only the traitor among you deserves to enter Maze Castle.