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"House M.D." Lines in the Sand (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [talking about the 17-year-old who has a crush on House] Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.

Dr. Gregory House: Huh. Lot to discuss. China patterns...

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House. She's a stalker.

Dr. Gregory House: Right. Couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive. Has to be that she's insane.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you.

Dr. Gregory House: Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm notifying security.

Dr. Gregory House: Is this about the carpet? Do you think I'll back off if you block all my fun?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You better not be having fun.

Dr. Gregory House: I'm having fun. I'm not having sex.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's dangerous.

Dr. Gregory House: She's not dangerous.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's pretty.

Dr. Gregory House: She's pretty.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Men are stupid

Dr. Gregory House: I'm with you so far.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm notifying security.

Dr. Gregory House: Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's... insightful. You can't stop our love!

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Dr. Gregory House: [His 'stalker' has just left, but not before glancing over her shoulder at House and smiling. House turns to Cuddy] After that look, I'm feeling frisky. Looks like you're up.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.

Dr. Gregory House: The frisky, it went away.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, this isn't a game.

[Starts to walk away]

Dr. Gregory House: If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.

Dr. Gregory House: If I give up my carpet, can I have her?

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Dr. Gregory House: Do a stool sample to check for parasites, blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Because he screamed?

Dr. Robert Chase: It could also be an environmental reaction... an allergy, dust, weed, pollen, something he ate...

Dr. Gregory House: Check the house and run a lung ventilation scan... the lungs are in the chest too, right?

Dr. Eric Foreman: I had a date last night, she screamed! Should we spend $100,000 testing her?

Dr. Gregory House: Course not... this isn't a veterinary hospital. ZING!

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Are we stopping here so House doesn't hear us?

Dr. James Wilson: Unless you wanna make out?

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Dr. Gregory House: Listen to me. Do you have any idea of what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed with me? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a jail.

Ali: You're only saying that to make me go.

Dr. Gregory House: I'm saying it 'cause it's true. Inside of us we both know that you belong with Victor.

[She does not understand the reference to the movie "Casablanca."]

Dr. Gregory House: Is there a Victor in your class?

[She shakes her head]

Dr. Gregory House: If you're not with... someone your age, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

Ali: What about us?

Dr. Gregory House: We'll always have Fresno. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [Worried because House hasn't discouraged his teenage stalker] You've seen her *breasts*?

Dr. Gregory House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went, "Greg-House, Greg-House, Greg-House."

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [Trying to convince House his stalker hit on her] She has a mole below her right nipple.

Dr. Gregory House: She does not.

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Dr. Gregory House: [Bursts into operating room] Hey! Don't touch his eye!

Dr. Simpson: This is an *appendectomy*.

Dr. Gregory House: [Taken aback but unable to admit his error] Like I said, don't touch his eye.

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Dr. Gregory House: You can't stop our love!

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Dr. Gregory House: The wicked shall deceive, but if they have turned from the lord and are idiots, His ocular muscle didn't paralyze it Pirouetted.

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[House bursts into Cuddy's office while she's on the phone]

Dr. Gregory House: I want my old carpet back.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [into the phone] Uh, we're gonna have to do this later.

[glares at House]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: A kid in the clinic had an accident.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [hangs up] Generally when people are on the phone...

Dr. Gregory House: I want my old carpet back.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It was stained with blood.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, my blood, which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be burried with it.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?

Dr. Gregory House: It's my office. It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people, so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops. I want it back the way it was.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It's identical to your old carpet. Except without the hazardous biological waste.

Dr. Gregory House: I shall not return to my office until every patented durable micro-fiber has been restored to it's rightful place.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [sarcastic] Inspiring. If you don't want to work in your office, work in the clinic. If you don't want to work in the clinic, go home. And don't get paid.

Dr. Gregory House: [starts hitting his cane loudly against the floor] Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [just stares at House]

Dr. Gregory House: Attica?

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Ali: Hey, Dr. House.

Dr. Gregory House: Hello, girl-whose-name-I-don't-remember-but-whose-dad-I-treated-so-I-don't-really-know-why-she's-here.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Ali] Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17-year-old boys?

Ali: About five weeks ago. It's been very lonely.

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Dr. Gregory House: [when Adam is screaming] For the love of God, can't somebody shut that kid up? Got people trying to work around here.

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Dr. James Wilson: [to House] That was sensitive.

Dr. Gregory House: You have pretty hair.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? It's normal to want to be normal.

Dr. Gregory House: Spoken like a true circle queen.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] My parents loved me unconditionally. Get out of here.

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Dr. James Wilson: [to Cuddy about House] Don't you think the restraining order's a little too much? He's not actually going to have sex with a seventeen-year-old patient.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I didn't think he was going to ask me to dig a blood-stained carpet out of a dumpster either.

Dr. James Wilson: It might be in the long run.

[stops at the landing at the stairs]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Are we stopping here so House doesn't find us?

Dr. James Wilson: Unless you want to make out?

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Ali: So, loving you, wanting to have sex with you is all just the spores talking?

Dr. Gregory House: [hands a prescription to her] You'll probably live. Damn.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: All change is bad? It's not true, you know.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler. He's a jerk.

Dr. James Wilson: Why do you think he took this case? Because he believes the parents? Because he wants to help a young boy? He sees himself in this kid, and he's trying to help himself... He doesn't want this, he needs it.

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Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy, or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True; better be true; and you're a pig.

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[about Ali]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I have sad news for you: She doesn't love you.

Dr. Gregory House: You're ugly when you're jealous.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night, came on to me.

Dr. Gregory House: She's more perfect than I thought.

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