It's time for Hef's 80th birthday, a celebration which lasts an entire weekend. The girls all plan their gifts for Hef, who is not easy to get gifts for because he already has everything. Holly has purchased two white peacocks, Bridget plans to jump out of a cake and do a striptease routine, and Kendra has created a poster for a fake movie, "Playboy Mansion Confidential." Kendra notes that Hef's birthday is also the anniversary of when she and Hef met, two years before. As Hef's birthday approaches, Bridget is concerned about watching what she eats in order to look good for the striptease. The celebrations begin with Casablanca night, when Hef and guests watch Hef's favorite movie and the Mansion is decorated as "Rick's Cafe Americain." Kendra is concerned that her gift will not measure up to Holly's peacocks and Bridget's striptease. Written by
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I'm really excited right now. That means I might have to masturbate before the party so I don't get, like, horny.
Spoofs The Gong Show