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The Babymakers (2012)

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After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tommy Macklin
Coach Stubbs
Swedish Mechanic
Tom Wright ...
Butcher - Deli Worker
Dr. Roberts


After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.

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She's fired up. He's firing blanks.



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, brief graphic nudity, language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

24 August 2012 (Iceland)  »

Also Known As:

Babymakers - Spermapankkiryöstäjät  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$5,215 (USA) (3 August 2012)


$5,215 (USA) (3 August 2012)

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Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Seconds after the baby boy is born he is put on a scale, yet he is already circumcised. Babies aren't born circumcised. See more »


Ron Jon: OK Mr. Nosey.
Ron Jon: If you must know, back in Mumbai I was the best second story man in the business.
Ron Jon: The stealing shit business, OK?
Ron Jon: What, you don't think Indian Crime can be organized?
Ron Jon: Indians are very organized.
Ron Jon: Shall I show you how non-violent I can be?
Ron Jon: You think Indians can only drive a cab and fix your computer.
Ron Jon: Well let me tell you something; I did drive a cab.
Ron Jon: And I can fix your computer, but I can also cut your throat.
Ron Jon: Shall I show you Mr. Zig Zog?
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Freedom's Calling
Written by Cecilia Wyle and James Austin Wyle
Performed by Cecilia Wyle as 'C.C. & James' of The Wyle Band
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Jay's direction is better than his performance
30 September 2012 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I rented this movie and before I watched it I thought I'd check what the masses thought and I almost didn't watch the movie because of all the negative reviews. The only thing I could hope for is that it would be one of those movies like The Road to Wellville where a lot of people who are very uptight about there bodies can't handle the bawdy humor. Well, that's what happened. The Babymakers is very funny, well paced, the characters are likable and humor ranges all over the place, it's in the dialog, the visuals and the timing. I'd have to say this is one of the more likable comedies along with Role Models, Office Space, Away We Go, Sex Drive, Walk Hard and luckily it's not at all like Wedding Crashers, Bridesmaids, Good Luck Chuck or The Hangover.

The one big change I would have made was to keep Jay behind the camera and if his character was really necessary it would have played funnier with Gerry Bednob.

I wasn't going to watch this movie because all these negative reviews made me think I would see a big failure of Jay's direction and that wouldn't be any fun at all. Jay's direction is terrific.

And for reference, I'm offended by the toilet humor in Enchanted but I think the toilet humor in Not Another Teen Movie is hysterical. It's a matter of propriety. It's not right in Enchanted. It's fine in NATM. What's done in this movie is just fine for it.

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