Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have you been doing all night?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?
Dr. Eric Foreman: You cannot help him kill himself!
Dr. Gregory House: Of course I can. Chase says we do it all the time!
Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?
Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...
Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] I'm proud of you.
Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House, about Ezra's unethical research] He injected newborn babies with radioactive agents just to see if they'd urethral reflux.
Dr. Gregory House: He was curious.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] You do know that you can't really pierce me with your stares.
Dr. Gregory House: I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Cameron] Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.
Dr. Gregory House: You either help him live, or you help him die! You can't have it both ways.
Dr. Gregory House: What's gonna happen here is that someone's getting a buttload of morphine. I'm not exactly sure *who* at this point.
Ezra Powell: [about his questionable research] I don't regret what I did. Informed consent - patient rights - holds back research!
Dr. Gregory House: Fever? Aches? Weakness? Loss of appetite? Been having any anal sex with I.V. drug users lately?
Dr. Gregory House: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Dr. Robert Chase: [looking through a microscope as House comes] It's not Kawasaki's either. What's next?
Dr. Gregory House: Congo red.
Dr. Robert Chase: Amyloidosis?
Dr. Gregory House: What the hell else would I mean by "congo red"?
Dr. Allison Cameron: [about Ezra] He says no more tests. He wants to die, and he wants us to help him do it.
Dr. Gregory House: And I want to play a little game I like to call, "Block My Spike", with Misty May.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Ali while examining her dad] Does his voice always have that unattractive nasal tone?
Ali: [laughs] Totally.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm gonna take that giggle as a no.
Dr. Gregory House: What's the largest organ?
Dr. Robert Chase: Skin.
Dr. Gregory House: We need to get a piece.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [sarcastically to Chase] Sure. We'll just... wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in and take a piece!
Ezra Powell: No! Just give me the rest of the epinephrine.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Test is over, it's okay, we're going to stabilize you.
Ezra Powell: No! No, just let me die.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You're not gonna die.
Ezra Powell: Yes, I am.
Dr. Allison Cameron: We'll find a treatment.
Ezra Powell: I don't wanna live like this. Please. I'm begging you. Kill me.