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"House M.D." Informed Consent (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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[last lines]

Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] I'm proud of you.

Dr. Eric Foreman: You cannot help him kill himself!

Dr. Gregory House: Of course I can. Chase says we do it all the time!

Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?

Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.

Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...

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Ezra Powell: [about his questionable research] I don't regret what I did. Informed consent - patient rights - holds back research!

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Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have you been doing all night?

Dr. Allison Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?

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Ezra Powell: Dr. Chase said my calcium is normal.

Dr. Gregory House: Hmmm, we call him "Dr. Idiot".

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Dr. Gregory House: Fever? Aches? Weakness? Loss of appetite? Been having any anal sex with I.V. drug users lately?

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Dr. Gregory House: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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Dr. Robert Chase: [looking through a microscope as House comes] It's not Kawasaki's either. What's next?

Dr. Gregory House: Congo red.

Dr. Robert Chase: Amyloidosis?

Dr. Gregory House: What the hell else would I mean by "congo red"?

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Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House, about Ezra's unethical research] He injected newborn babies with radioactive agents just to see if they'd urethral reflux.

Dr. Gregory House: He was curious.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: I can't do this.

[leaves]

Dr. Gregory House: Drama queen.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] You do know that you can't really pierce me with your stares.

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Dr. Gregory House: I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Ezra] You want us to fail?

Ezra Powell: No, but you will.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Cameron] Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: [about Ezra] He says no more tests. He wants to die, and he wants us to help him do it.

Dr. Gregory House: And I want to play a little game I like to call, "Block My Spike", with Misty Mae.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Ali while examining her dad] Does his voice always have that unattractive nasal tone?

Ali: [laughs] Totally.

Dr. Gregory House: I'm gonna take that giggle as a no.

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Dr. Gregory House: What's the largest organ?

Dr. Robert Chase: Skin.

Dr. Gregory House: We need to get a piece.

Dr. Eric Foreman: [sarcastically to Chase] Sure. We'll just... wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in and take a piece!

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Dr. Gregory House: You either help him live, or you help him die! You can't have it both ways.

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Ezra Powell: No! Just give me the rest of the epinephrine.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Test is over, it's okay, we're going to stabilize you.

Ezra Powell: No! No, just let me die.

Dr. Allison Cameron: You're not gonna die.

Ezra Powell: Yes, I am.

Dr. Allison Cameron: We'll find a treatment.

Ezra Powell: I don't wanna live like this. Please. I'm begging you. Kill me.

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Dr. Gregory House: What's gonna happen here is that someone's getting a buttload of morphine. I'm not exactly sure *who* at this point.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Ezra] Don't go towards the light - you'll fall and break your hip.

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