Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Did that bad man pinch you up?
Ren Höek: Just put me down Stimpy.
Lifeguard: Hey you you're that chiminny sand crab guy! You son of a bitch you made me kiss you! Wait till i get my hairs on you!
Lifeguard: You better not come back you filthy scum! I hate your guts.
Ren Höek: Help!
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Oh hi Ren gee this is a good job isn't it?
Ren Höek: You idiot! I'm sinking over here! Help! Stimpy help!
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: I'm coming honey!
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Wow Ren. What a great idea you had to come to the beach today. I didn't know your in to such good clean wholesome fun.
Ren Höek: Yeah yeah. Wholesome.
Beachball Girl: My ball! My ball! Darn you you slippery old ball!
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: And isn't this fresh air great Ren?
Ren Höek: That's right Stimpy. Fresh air's good for the lungs. It pumps them up and makes them healthy.
Beachball Girl: I just can't keep my hands on that ball.
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: And don't forget how important exercise is Ren.
Ren Höek: Oh i love exercise!
Ren Höek: Women. I've had it with them. Running along the beach. Going to put rubber stuff on their rib cages. Try and get me exited will they? Well it's not going work anymore.
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: I knew you'd like thongs Ren. Floss me.