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Beavis: [in the girl's bathroom] I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! Come out with your pants down!

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Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt?

Beavis: Yeah. And then she's gonna put it in his mouth.

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[eating breakfast burritos]

Butt-head: Ugh! What the hell is this crap? This isn't a burrito.

Beavis: Yeah. I got eggs in mine! She tricked us.

Beavis: No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.

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Beavis: I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.

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Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole.

Mr. Hererra: [mad] Senor Beavis, donde esta hall pass?

Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give me TP, Bungholio

Mr. Hererra: Beavis, just what in the hell are you doing?

Beavis: Do not make my bunghole angry. Do you have polio?

Mr. Hererra: Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office now.

Beavis: Umm ok. The principal, he will give me TP.

[Beavis leaves and Mr.Hererra speaks to himself in Spanish]

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Principal McVicker: I don't know what your thinking, but I simply can not have students roaming the halls, interrupting other classes, and giving prophesies of a great plague.

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Mrs. Stevenson: Have you boys eaten breakfast?

Beavis: I think I did once.

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