Beavis: [in the girl's bathroom] I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! Come out with your pants down!
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt?
Beavis: Yeah. And then she's gonna put it in his mouth.
[eating breakfast burritos]
Butt-head: Ugh! What the hell is this crap? This isn't a burrito.
Beavis: Yeah. I got eggs in mine! She tricked us.
Beavis: No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.
Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole.
Mr. Hererra: [mad] Senor Beavis, donde esta hall pass?
Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give me TP, Bungholio
Mr. Hererra: Beavis, just what in the hell are you doing?
Beavis: Do not make my bunghole angry. Do you have polio?
Mr. Hererra: Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office now.
Beavis: Umm ok. The principal, he will give me TP.
[Beavis leaves and Mr.Hererra speaks to himself in Spanish]
Principal McVicker: I don't know what your thinking, but I simply can not have students roaming the halls, interrupting other classes, and giving prophesies of a great plague.