- Mr. Roland: [as Drake comes out from the chemical shower] Sit down, Drake.
- [Drake ignores him]
- Mr. Roland: Drake, sit down!
- Drake Parker: No!
- Mr. Roland: Drake!
- Drake Parker: Josh!
- Josh Nichols: What?
- Drake Parker: Look, I'm sorry.
- Josh Nichols: Well...
- Drake Parker: Let me finish, okay? I-I was wrong, okay? I was wrong!
- Josh Nichols: [confused] What do you mean?
- Drake Parker: I need you more than you need me, I need you WAY more than you need me! All right, I'm sorry! Man-man, I'm sorry I made you late for your exam, and I'm sorry I ran over your bike, and I... I'm-I'm sorry I'm probably the worst brother in the world and, you know, you're way better off without me, you know? I just... I just need you to understand that I... I just... Sorry, Josh... I'm sorry.
- [tearfully walks out of the classroom, leaving Josh stunned]
- Mr. Roland: Josh, would you like to go talk to Drake?
- Josh Nichols: [realizes he has gone a little too far for cutting Drake out of his life, seeing how he learned his lesson the hard way] No. No, sir.
- Drake Parker: Well, then stop being mad at me.
- Josh Nichols: I'm not mad at you. I'm done.
- Drake Parker: What is that supposed to mean?
- Josh Nichols: I don't want anything to do with you anymore.
- Drake Parker: So, what, are you gonna move out?
- Josh Nichols: No, this is a house where I live and... I guess we'll be roommates until the day I leave for college, but that's all we'll be is roommates. I'm done with you.
- [walks away]
- Megan Parker: You're not even gonna ask me why I took your guitar?
- Drake Parker: [listlessly] Why'd you take my guitar?
- Megan Parker: I used it to kill a spider.
- Drake Parker: Wanna play some ping-pong?
- Megan Parker: Naw. You really don't wanna put a paddle in my hand.
- Megan Parker: Did you take my whale?
- Drake Parker: I was thirsty.
- Megan Parker: I don't want you drinking from my whale without asking me.
- Drake Parker: O-o-o-o-o-o-oh, my worthy opponent, are you prepared to ping the pong?
- Josh Nichols: Wha-a-a-ah, I am prepared, young Szechuan. Your pong is no match for my ping.
- Drake Parker: Aww, do your worst. Whaaa!
- [Drake telephones for a second time]
- Josh Nichols: Yeah, what?
- Drake Parker: Where are you?
- Josh Nichols: Downstairs.
- Drake Parker: You said you were gonna come up and play ping-pong.
- Josh Nichols: I said no such thing!
- Drake Parker: So, what, you comin' up?
- Josh Nichols: No! I'm studying!
- Drake Parker: Okay, I get first serve.
- Josh Nichols: What is wrong with you?
- [last lines, as Drake miserably tries to play ping-pong alone, Josh runs in with a kung fu yell, ready to forgive his brother]
- Josh Nichols: Hoaw! We have unfinished business, young sedgewan.
- Drake Parker: Josh...
- Josh Nichols: Wa-cho! You will address me only as Master Mon-googoo.
- [Drake cheers up as Josh picks up his paddle]
- Drake Parker: Your words, they are strong. Uh, but your skills are weak!
- Josh Nichols: Your foolishness, young sedgewan, has sealed your fate!
- Drake Parker: Aw, destiny is mine!
- [the two play ping-pong ball together and reconcile again happily]