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"SpongeBob SquarePants" The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Mr. Krabs: Pearl, do you think I'm old?

Pearl Krabs: Well, of course I do. But that's okay. Daddies are supposed to be old.

Mr. Krabs: But I'm still cool, right? Your old man is cool?

Pearl Krabs: See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."

Mr. Krabs: Coral, eh?

Pearl Krabs: Eww! When you say it, it sounds so uncoral.

Mr. Krabs: What if I said it with a different inflection? Cor-ral.

Pearl Krabs: Don't you have to go to work or something, dad?

Mr. Krabs: Oop, you're right! Have a coral day, honey.

Pearl Krabs: [On cell phone] Jenny? It's Pearl. Coral is definitely out.

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[Gary collapses from exhaustion at the Snail Race]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Gary, I'm sorry! Why didn't you just say I was pushing you too hard?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You did? Oh Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You did?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party?

Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick?

Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay?

Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par...

Pearl Krabs: Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward's last name is Tentacles?

Patrick Star: Poor guy.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Gary] Looks like training is gonna start early, ladies. I called you a lady to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we coaches use.

[Elsewhere in Bikini Bottom]

Sandy Cheeks: Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.

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Referee fish: Are you guys ready?

Patrick Star: Ah! A burglar!

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Patrick, that's the official.

Patrick Star: Oh.

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Patrick Star: [Holds a rock] Hey, SpongeBob. Check out my new snail.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, your snail is a rock.

Patrick Star: Yeah, thanks, I know. He's got nerves of steel.

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Sandy Cheeks: [Kicks SpongeBob in the rear at the end of "The Great Snail Race"] That's for yesterday, SquarePants!

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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I like looking at delicates as much as the next guy, but I thought we were gonna see more of the nightlife. You know, something that'll give me that wild and crazy feeling, if you know what I mean.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I know what you mean, Mr. Krabs. This is just stop numero uno of our night of debauchery!

Patrick Star: Debauchery!

Mr. Krabs: Debauchery!

[Cut to Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick picking up trash at a highway pass]

Mr. Krabs: Debauchery? I've never thought of picking up trash on a highway overpass as wild, but if it's what the kids are into...

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready to go crazy?

Patrick Star: I'm already hearing voices!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, world! I'm ready!

[Camera pans away from SpongeBob]

SpongeBob SquarePants: World?

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