- Langley Fuller: [after walking into room] Jack Loot and Rob Moore! What's the matter Jack? Can't say hi to an old college friend?
- Jack Loot: Hi Fuller. And you're not a friend. You're more like a - I don't know - a guy I don't like!
- Rob Moore: [after being convinced into going into the tomb by Jack] Okay, but I hope you know that if I wasn't $40,000 in debt... I wouldn't be doing this!
- Rob Moore: The last person to come out here and not know the password was found with an arrow in his forehead and burned to death. And do you know why he was found burned with an arrow in his head?
- Jack Loot: I got it! He was juggling apples, but there was this girl there and he really wanted to impress her. So he picked out some sharp arrows and started juggling those. Now, the girl was like, "Oh Honey, you're so brave, please be careful!" And he was all like, "Don't worry, I'm a trained professional, I do this all the time, baby!" But the thing is, he was also a chain smoker, so he had a cigarette hanging from his lips when he was saying all this. Next thing ya know, cigarette falls from his lips and goes under his shirt, catches fire - then while in mid-air, the arrow falls! He's so concerned about the fire in his shirt that he forgets about the arrows at first. But then he looks up and Wham! No longer is he just burning, but now he also has an arrow in his head! That's what happened, isn't it? That's the sad sick chain reaction of events that took that poor man's life, isn't it, Rob?
- Rob Moore: No, he gave an incorrect password!
- Jack Loot: Well that was my third choice.
- Jack Loot: Hey Listen! Now if you be good and cooperate, I'll set you up with an agent, and we'll work out a deal for you to be a spokesperson for some fabric softener!
- 1st Woman in Lobby: [after elevator opens with Jack inside] Hello, Jack!
- 2nd Woman in Lobby: Hello there, Jack.
- Jack Loot: Hello, babies... I mean ladies!
- [last lines]
- Jack Loot: [while checking his pockets] I think I left all my keys locked inside the office.
- Rob Moore: Jack, we haven't even been here that long! We can't let them see us making mistakes already!
- Jack Loot: Rob, don't worry. I always have a plan. I know exactly how to get back inside.
- Rob Moore: How?
- Jack Loot: Carbon Quake?