The Spirit (2008)
The Spirit: Somebody get me a tie! I don't care what kind, it sure as hell better be red!
The Spirit: My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.
Silken Floss: What a fine detective. You followed the breadcrumbs right to us.
The Spirit: I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.
Commissioner Dolan: Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?
Morgenstern: No, sir. We're just equipped.
The Spirit: She is the love of my life. And I am her spirit.
The Octopus: I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.
The Spirit: This is for Sand!
[hits The Octopus]
The Spirit: This is for me!
[hits The Octopus]
The Spirit: And this is for Muffins!
[roundhouse kicks The Octopus into a pillar with a Nazi Eagle on top]
The Octopus: Is that it?
[Giant marble eagle falls on The Octopus]
The Spirit: [Wakes up after being unconscious] What smells dental?
The Spirit: [Looks around at Nazi decorations, and realizes he's tied to a Dentist chair] Dental and Nazi. Great.
[On the Subject of Demi-Gods]
Silken Floss: Now the greatest of them all was Heracles.
The Octopus: And we found his ass! Well his blood anyway... he left some blood.
The Octopus: How can I get anything done with all this time on my hands?
Ellen Dolan: You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.
Silken Floss: The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting.
The Spirit: There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break.
Sand Saref: Tell me, do I look like a good girl?
The Spirit: [the Octopus has demonstrated a serum on a cat, muffins] The cat... she is all the reason I need. I will kill you.
Liebowitz: [Spirit hangs from his cape] You will believe a man can't fly.
Silken Floss: We knew there had to be a better way of keeping someone alive other than cutting them up like some free-range chicken.
The Octopus: Eurgh. Free-range chickens with their big brown ugly-ass eggs. They piss me off. Every time I think about those big brown eggs they piss. Me. Off.
Silken Floss: Or pills.
Pathos, etc.: Silken Floss is the most beautiful woman ever!
The Spirit: She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need.