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The Spirit (2008) Poster

(2008)

Quotes

[from trailer]

The Spirit: My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.

The Spirit: I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.

Sand Saref: Shut up and bleed!

The Spirit: Somebody get me a tie! I don't care what kind, it sure as hell better be red!

[last lines]

The Spirit: She is the love of my life. And I am her spirit.

The Octopus: I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.

The Spirit: This is for Sand!

[hits The Octopus]

The Spirit: This is for me!

[hits The Octopus]

The Spirit: And this is for Muffins!

[roundhouse kicks The Octopus into a pillar with a Nazi Eagle on top]

The Octopus: Is that it?

[Giant marble eagle falls on The Octopus]

The Spirit: [Wakes up after being unconscious] What smells dental?

The Spirit: [Looks around at Nazi decorations, and realizes he's tied to a Dentist chair] Dental and Nazi. Great.

[On the Subject of Demi-Gods]

Silken Floss: Now the greatest of them all was Heracles.

The Octopus: And we found his ass! Well his blood anyway... he left some blood.

Ellen Dolan: You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.

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Silken Floss: What a fine detective. You followed the breadcrumbs right to us.

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Silken Floss: The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting.

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Sand Saref: If this is the wrong box I'll kill you myself!

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The Octopus: What is it with you and women?

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The Octopus: Spirit, we're two of a kind, you and me!

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The Octopus: Come on! Toilets are always funny!

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The Spirit: I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.

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The Spirit: There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break.

Sand Saref: Tell me, do I look like a good girl?

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Commissioner Dolan: Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?

Morgenstern: No, sir. We're just equipped.

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The Spirit: [the Octopus has demonstrated a serum on a cat, muffins] The cat... she is all the reason I need. I will kill you.

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[repeated line]

Pathos, etc.: We was watching.

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Young Sand: I... hate... cops!

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The Octopus: I don't like egg on my face.

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Silken Floss: On your knees, then!

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The Octopus: [Looking at footman] That's damn weird.

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Liebowitz: [Spirit hangs from his cape] You will believe a man can't fly.

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Lorelei Rox: You're so close, you'll have me forever.

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Silken Floss: We knew there had to be a better way of keeping someone alive other than cutting them up like some free-range chicken.

The Octopus: Eurgh. Free-range chickens with their big brown ugly-ass eggs. They piss me off. Every time I think about those big brown eggs they piss. Me. Off.

Silken Floss: Or pills.

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[repeated line]

Pathos, etc.: Silken Floss is the most beautiful woman ever!

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The Octopus: I had you beat, just like eggs.

The Spirit: The hell you did!

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The Spirit: She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need.

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The Spirit: All the enemy has is gun to knives. I have the entire city as my weapon.

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The Octopus: How can I get anything done with all this time on my hands?

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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