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"Saved by the Bell" Miss Bayside (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

Quotes

Jessie: [Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time!

Slater: Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!

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Screech: Hey, Zack, wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?

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Zack: Screech, I have something very important to tell you.

Screech: Alf flew back to Melmac?

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Slater: [Talking to Zack] Just wait till you hear Kelly sing; She's got a voice like a bird. Watch.

Kelly: [singing, off-key] Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart... Without a love of my...

[falters]

Kelly: ... own.

Slater: I didn't say *what* bird.

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Zack: [Lisa has just refused Zack's support for her for the Miss Bayside pageant] Yeah, well, I tell you, she's going to regret refusing my offer.

Slater: Oh come on, Preppie. You know as much about beauty pageants as I know about wearing pantyhose.

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