Jessie: [Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time!
Slater: Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!
Screech: Hey, Zack, wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?
Slater: [Talking to Zack] Just wait till you hear Kelly sing; She's got a voice like a bird. Watch.
Kelly: [singing, off-key] Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart... Without a love of my...
Kelly: ... own.
Slater: I didn't say *what* bird.