Jessie: [Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time!
Slater: Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!
Zack: [Lisa has just refused Zack's support for her for the Miss Bayside pageant] Yeah, well, I tell you, she's going to regret refusing my offer.
Slater: Oh come on, Preppie. You know as much about beauty pageants as I know about wearing pantyhose.
Screech: Hey, Zack, wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?
Zack: Screech, I have something very important to tell you.
Screech: Alf flew back to Melmac?