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Miss Bayside
Saved by the Bell
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Jessie
: [
Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant
] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time!
Slater
: Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!
Screech
: Hey, Zack, wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?
Zack
: Screech, I have something very important to tell you.
Screech
: Alf flew back to Melmac?
Slater
: [
Talking to Zack
] Just wait till you hear Kelly sing; She's got a voice like a bird. Watch.
Kelly
: [
singing, off-key
] Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart... Without a love of my...
[
falters
]
Kelly
: ... own.
Slater
: I didn't say *what* bird.
Zack
: [
Lisa has just refused Zack's support for her for the Miss Bayside pageant
] Yeah, well, I tell you, she's going to regret refusing my offer.
Slater
: Oh come on, Preppie. You know as much about beauty pageants as I know about wearing pantyhose.
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