Sexual novice Mike Birbiglia explains why only other white people are allowed to call him 'Cracker' in this half-hour stand-up special.
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I'm not very good at drinking either. I just become another person when I drink. One time, I went out drinking and I met this girl and she gave me her number and I didn't want to call her back because I don't think she fell in love with me. I think she fell in love with Two Drink Mike. You know, Two Drink Mike loves dancing and knows a magic trick. Zero Drink Mike enjoys biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife. And Five Drink Mike enjoys dancing with wildlife.
The Oatmeal Song
Written and Performed by Mike Birbiglia See more