Lisa Simpson: [Michael has just told Fat Tony that he successfully killed a gang of rival mobsters] Michael, why didn't you tell him the truth that it was an accident?
Lisa Simpson: It was an accident, wasn't it Michael?
Michael: [a la Michael Corleone] Don't ever ask me about my business, Lisa.
[the Godfather theme starts playing as Michael shuts the door in her face]
Fat Tony: [Bart, Lisa, and others are waiting for their car pool. Fat Tony drives up to them] We are going for a ride!
group of kids: [gasp]
Fat Tony: And by that I mean the carpool!
group of kids: [relax]
Fat Tony: Now who's ready to sleep with da fishes?
Fat Tony: ...because I brought this Finding Nemo comforter!
Otto Mann: Real songs are about deals with the devil, far-off lands, and where you'd find smoke in relation to water.