Evil Bong (2006)

Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers... See full summary »

Director:

Charles Band

Writer:

August White

Stars:

David Weidoff, John Patrick Jordan, Mitch Eakins

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Weidoff	...	Alistair
John Patrick Jordan	...	Larnell
Mitch Eakins	...	Bachman
Brian Lloyd	...	Brett
Robin Sydney	...	Luann
Kristyn Green	...	Janet
Tommy Chong	...	Jimbo Leary
Michelle Mais	...	Evil Bong / Eebee (voice) (as Michele Mais)
Jacob Witkin	...	Cyril
Kristen Caldwell	...	Goth Dancer
Phil Fondacaro	...	Club Patron
Tim Thomerson	...	Jack Deth
Bill Moseley	...	Bong World Patron
Brandi Cunningham	...	Bong World Dancer
Dana Danes	...	Bong World Dancer

Storyline

Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers. When smoked said bong sends a person to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.

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Plot Keywords:

bong | marijuana | hit | dope | low budget film | 

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Taglines:

Dude, it's one SCARY trip!

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Details

Official Sites:

Official MySpace

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 October 2006 (USA)

Also Known As:

Charles Band's Evil Bong

Company Credits

Production Co:

Talos Entertainment, Forbidden Worlds, Shoot Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

86 min

Sound Mix:

DTS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

The clock in the stoner's dorm always reads "4:20"

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Goofs

When they first smoke the bong, they don't fill it with water first.

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Connections

References Demonic Toys (1992)

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Soundtracks

"Feva"
Written by Nina Borg and Spencer Yaras
Performed by Nina
Courtesy of Booty Bunch Music

User Reviews

Don't waste your half a buck

Charles Band is a pretty woeful filmmaker, but at the same time I also sorta admire the guy. Well, maybe admiration is sort of a big word, but his brand of one-dimensional gimmick cinema is a pretty fun throwback to 70s exploitation movies. Band is basically H.G. Lewis with less blood and more inept puppetry. Actually watching one of his movies all the way through seems like a bridge too far though. "Evil Bong" might have an evil bong, but it has absolutely nothing else going for it. Most scenes go absolutely nowhere and do so at an excruciatingly slow pace, while you sit there awkwardly waiting for "so bad it's good"-moments. Eventually those moments do come when Tommy Chong finally shows up, but by then it's too little and too late. Besides, Chong seems to be completely improvising his lines anyway, no way the writer could come up with dialogues this funny. Apart from being boring, the movie also looks about as ugly as a movie can look. It looks like it was shot with a cell phone, I know it's low-budget but this is just ridiculous. Feel free to laugh your ass off at the box, but please leave this one on the shelf.