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"Psych" Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Burton 'Gus' Guster: [Shawn has called Gus out of work by saying his "cat" is in the hospital] So now I have a cat?

Shawn Spencer: An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a tiny Santa hat - it was adorable.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Fantastic - I can't even have a make-believe boy cat.

Shawn Spencer: Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Pickles?

Shawn Spencer: Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Yeah well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.

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Gus: I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!

Shawn Spencer: What, you mean like, an impersonator?

Gus: No, I think it was *actually* Patrick Swayze!

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Carlton Lassiter: If I find you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I find at you.

Shawn Spencer: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacreligious to me, don't you think?

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Shawn Spencer: [talking to Gus about Gus' imaginary cat] I'm not sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

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Shawn Spencer: I made a list of suspects after attending Lassiter's briefing.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: He lets you into his briefing?

Shawn Spencer: He does when you're in the air shaft.

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Shawn Spencer: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! She's running? In those heels? Really?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: We have to chase her, too?

Shawn Spencer: We have no evidence except for that ring!

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Shawn Spencer: No Lacey, because you... have magic hands. Which I was really looking forward to on Friday.

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Shawn Spencer: Here, let me read your palm.

Juliet O'Hara: How about just one finger?

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Juliet O'Hara: [about Shawn] You're not going to shoot him are you?

Carlton Lassiter: I haven't decided yet.

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Shawn Spencer: [after Gus catches Lacey's bouquet] Dude, you're next!

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Shawn Spencer: [walking into hallway with Lassiter] If this is some kind of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

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Shawn Spencer: [to Lassiter] If this is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

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Security Guard: Who called you? Mike?

Shawn Spencer: Mike? Is this a big joke to you? I don't answer to Mike. Have you seen Mike lately? Mike can kiss my ass.

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Shawn Spencer: Gus here is a safe expert. Yes, he subscribes to the safe cracker... safe cracking... comic book.

Gus: It's an online magazine. And it's a trade publication.

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[Shawn is talking about a fake girl cat he made up as an excuse to get Gus out of the office]

Gus: Great. I can't even have an imaginary boy cat.

Shawn Spencer: Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my needs nearly as well. Next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

Gus: "Pickles?"

Shawn Spencer: Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

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Carlton Lassiter: Listen to me Spencer. The department's reputation is on the line with this one. If I catch you anywhere near this case I will throw every book I can find at you.

Shawn Spencer: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that, too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?

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Shawn Spencer: [to Dillon] Gus here has some questions for ya, you flaxen-haired Argonaut!

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Shawn Spencer: [while in Lassiter's room] Are you gonna have some cookies?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: NO!

Shawn Spencer: Do you wanna finish my banana?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: I wanna leave!

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Burton 'Gus' Guster: We have less than twelve hours to crack the case, and you're throwing a kegger in a police officer's room!

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Juliet O'Hara: [on Lassiter's theory of the crime] It does seem very elaborate.

McNab: And just a bit far-fetched.

Carlton Lassiter: Are you a detective? Why are you here?

McNab: You asked for all of us to come.

Carlton Lassiter: Oh, well, officer, since you're such an expert on fetching, why don't you go fetch me a cup of coffee?

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Shawn Spencer: Let me gather some information, alright? Make a little headway? Then I'll have a psychic episode that blows the ears right off their skulls.

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