After years of searching, the crime lord of the city, Mr. Park, is about to get his wish: Soon he will have the ultimate talisman: The Sword of Destiny. Forged from the spear that pierced ...
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After years of searching, the crime lord of the city, Mr. Park, is about to get his wish: Soon he will have the ultimate talisman: The Sword of Destiny. Forged from the spear that pierced the skin of Jesus, the sword gives unspeakable power to whoever touches it. Park, however, underestimates the tenacity of the escaped convict Sonny and his unwilling cohort Ross Conroy. These two seemingly hapless pawns stand in the way of Mr. Park achieving his nefarious goal: to possess the sword and use its power to control everything in their path. Soon the heroic duo are challenged by all of Park's forces, including his nephew Tommy, the killer trio known as the Three Blind Mice, legions of obedient sycophants and the beautiful but ruthlessly deadly combination of Dynamite and Butterfly. Sonny and Ross have one mission before their luck runs out: to get the sword to the Order for safekeeping. The the fate of The Sword - and all who come in contact with it - is in their hands. Written by
Some movies have mistakes, other movies are mistakes. Order of One: Kung Fu Killing Spree falls into the latter category. I'm not entirely sure what it was about, but I'll do my best. From what I can gather it is about a man trying to deliver a sword of power to a secret order. However, between him and the order lies Chinese gangsters, hooker assassins, prison rapists, etc. The film is an action comedy in theory, but in reality it is just a steaming pile of crap.
This film has zero idea of how action comedies work. I say that mostly because it doesn't even fit the first criteria of the genre... being funny. This film is nothing more than idiotic, mindless, silly, brain dead exploitation. The direction is shoddy, the script is pathetic, and the production value is non-existent. There is absolutely nothing to praise about this flick. There is no potential here and nobody involved with this production should consider continuing their film career. The film definitely gives off the vibe of just a bunch of friends getting together to make a movie and have a good time, but honestly I can't even figure out how they would like it. It is just too moronic and lifeless to be any fun. If someone told me that the filmmakers were trying to make the worst movie they possibly could, I would believe them. I think the "actors" in this film would be better suited appearing in martial arts training videos. If I have to say something positive about the movie I think I would commend the fair amount of people in the film who obviously had some sort of martial arts experience, as they seemed to know what they were doing in the otherwise pathetically stupid fight scenes. Other than that this "movie" is crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.
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