[during his patrol of the city]
Spider-Man: Ho hum, nothing doing tonight, guess I can safely turn back and do some homework for a change.
[first sighting of Skyboy]
Spider-Man: Hey, what's that? Holy flying catfish! Another superhero... or I'm a hallucinating webhead!
[while chasing Skyboy]
Spider-Man: Great Golly-wockles! He can really fly! I wonder who he is. I don't recognize the costume at all. Hey you! What's the big idea of butting in on my turf!
[after seeing the first photo of Skyboy on the front page of the Evening Star]
J. Jonah Jameson: Look at that, the biggest story of the year and we're scooped by the Evening Star! Well, Parker, what've you got to say for yourself? Any excuse?
Peter Parker: Golly Mr. Jameson, I... well, gee-whiz.
J. Jonah Jameson: I thought so. Goofing off, again. I just don't know, Parker. Why do I keep you on my payroll?
Peter Parker: But, I ...
J. Jonah Jameson: Enough! Get out there and get a picture of this mysterious new superhero battling Spider-Man, and don't let me see your face again until you do! Now, get out!
[upon capturing both Spidey and Skyboy]
Dr. Zap: So, my little trap has netted two birds instead of one. How nice of you to drop in.
Spider-Man: Save the compliments. I didn't quite get the name on the invitation, but you must be ...
Dr. Zap: Dr. Zap, at your service.
[emits electricity by clapping his hands together]
Spider-Man: Hey, that's quite a trick, Doc, but I'd hate to have your electric bill. Now, how's about showing us the way out before I feed you a jaw full of fist!
[after rescuing Skyboy and his father]
Jan Caldwell: Gee, Spidey, I sure misjudged you. If it hadn't been for you, we'd be ? well ...
Spider-Man: Gosh, forget it, kid, my pleasure; but no more Skyboy stuff from now on, okay? One costumed crimefighter is plenty for this town.
Dr. Zap: Wake up, Dr. Caldwell. When your master speaks you obey, miserable slave!
Dr. Zap: I have told you over and over that I must have the secret of your mysterious invention that cancels the force of gravity. It was for that reason that I have made my headquarters here, in this cave. For that reason, I zapped you up from the banquet with my controlled electro-bolt and brought you here. I must have your invention! Those fools at the institute - they said I was a madman, a fool, a charlatan. I will show them all that I, Dr. Zap, am the greatest scientist the world has ever known! I will make myself the master of every secret invention on Earth! Then I, Zap, will rule it supremely!