- Ren Höek: Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat... Hoek! The latest issue of Husk! For the adult corn lover. Can't wait to try it out.
- Ren Höek: The blessed transformation into adulthood. Once you are a man, you'll in turn take care of me, catering to my every whim, for the remainder of your natural life. How's that sound?
- Ren Höek: Now, wait here. I have something for you. I've been saving this till you were old enough. The Hoek family grooming kit. Been in the family for generations.
- Ren Höek: You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!
- Ren Höek: It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up eventually.
- Ren Höek: And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!
- Ren Höek: Maybe I was kinda hard on the little lad. I'll make it up to him next year. Someone has breached my security system.
- Ren Höek: My secret stash... perpetrated! Stimpyyyy! Going through another man's Draaaawers! I should have done this back in scene 36. This'll learn ya! Where are ya... you little thief? And what have you done with my maga... zines... oooh... zee...?
- Ren Höek: He's gone into the pupa stage, from which he'll emerge a grown man. well, that ain't gonna save ya! You're all grown up.
- Ren Höek: And now, I have a man to take care of me in my dotage, do odd jobs, feed me, bathe me, gently wipe the drool from my chin.