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"Monk" Mr. Monk and the Actor (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: [talking on fake cellphone] Uh look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had so you tell the mayor if he goes I go.

[pauses]

Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: That's right.

Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: Lt. Disher! Lt. Disher, you got a minute?

Actress Playing Disher: [Actor Playing Disher walks in] Yes Captain.

Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: Uh what the hell do I say? I got it. The victim, the victim just received a check for fifty-thousand dollars. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think?

Actress Playing Disher: I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough.

[gets closer to Actor Playing Stottlemeyer]

Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: Randy, what are you doing?

Actress Playing Disher: I'm doing what you taught me to do Captain, following my instincts.

[she and Actor Playing Stottlemeyer start kissing]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That never happened.

Lt. Randall Disher: Not even once.

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Adrian Monk: [Monk bangs on the door] Natalie, it's me.

[Natalie opens her front door]

Adrian Monk: At least I think it's me.

Natalie Teeger: Oh, Mr. Monk, what time is it?

[she wipes sleep out of her eyes]

Adrian Monk: You were right about actors. He's completely unstable.

[he walks into her house]

Natalie Teeger: What did he do?

Adrian Monk: Oh, he's so selfish. He's immature. Get this: he barged into my house in the middle of the night, woke me up because he *felt* like talking...

Natalie Teeger: Umm, I can't imagine what that would be like...

Adrian Monk: So we talked for hours. I will say this, he gets me, he *really* gets me, he understands about Trudy. He was dredging up these feelings. Feelings I haven't had in years. And then he made us food - fried eggs with the yolk exactly in the center, I mean exactly. He used a ruler, just the way I like them.

[sighs]

Adrian Monk: It was very confusing but delicious. Confusing, but delicious. And then he said he was tired and asked me to leave.

Natalie Teeger: So you left?

Adrian Monk: He has to get up at 6:00.

Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, that's *your* house!

Adrian Monk: [Momentarily stunned] Boy, he's a good actor.

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Dr. Charles Kroger: That must have been a traumatic experience for you Adrian. And they cancelled the movie?

Adrian Monk: He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.

Dr. Charles Kroger: How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away?

[Adrian shakes his head]

Dr. Charles Kroger: All right, okay, maybe another time.

Adrian Monk: I guess I'm back to square one.

[groans]

Adrian Monk: It's good to be home.

Dr. Charles Kroger: Adrian, please don't be hard on yourself. I think we should go back to three days a week for just a little while. That would be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Adrian Monk: And Tuesday.

Dr. Charles Kroger: Tuesday would be four days a week...

[Monk give Kroger a beleaguered look]

Dr. Charles Kroger: Okay, I could see that just until you're back on your feet...

Adrian Monk: And Thursday.

Dr. Charles Kroger: Oh no, Thursday is five days a week, Adrian.

[With his head in his hand Adrian moans]

Dr. Charles Kroger: Okay, that way five days a week would be easier to remember...

Adrian Monk: And Saturday.

Dr. Charles Kroger: Well, Saturday is the weekend and I don't like to see patients on the weekends.

Adrian Monk: Saturday!

Dr. Charles Kroger: Adrian, I have a family and I like to keep the weekend free...

Adrian Monk: [Desperately] Saturday!

Dr. Charles Kroger: Okay, we'll try that for a weekend or two. So that would be Monday, Tuesday...

Adrian Monk: And Sunday.

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