- Danny Fenton: Show's over, Freakshow!
- Freakshow: Au contraire. Which is French for "I bet this hurts!"
- [Punches Danny incredibly hard]
- [Danny, Tucker, and Sam escape in a football, mascot, and cheerleading outfit]
- Paulina: [to Sam, who's in her cheerleading outfit] I want that back by Monday, minus the goth sweat.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: We don't sweat, we SIMMER!
- [Danny grabs Sam]
- Danny Fenton: You're... helping me?
- Dash Baxter: Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!
- Paulina: [kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [Is grabbed along with Tucker] For those of you still counting; that's three times we've been grabbed today.