Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

The History of Women (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Substitute Teacher : [standing up on a chair with a short skirt]  And now you should be able to see the inherit beauty of the dewey decimal system

  Butt-head : [walks towards her and looks up]  I see the beauty

  Beavis : Oh yeah!

• Mr. Van Driessen : OK, let's see, who hasn't gone yet? Beavis! Are you ready to inspire us with your report?

  Butt-head : [awakens Beavis by slapping him]  You're next, dillhole!

  Mr. Van Driessen : Come on, Beavis! Stand up and tell us about the woman you admire the most!

  Beavis : Um... oh yeah... OK.

  Mr. Van Driessen : Go ahead! Reveal to us the identity of this profoundly influential female!

  Beavis : Oh yeah! Um, uh... oh yeah. My mom!

  Butt-head : You wuss.

  Mr. Van Driessen : Butt-head, I hope your report is a little more wider in scope than Beavis's.

  Butt-head : The woman I admire most, is... uh... Beavis's mom.