Andy Botwin:
[
Andy tries to kiss her, she pulls back] Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were hitting it off.
Yael Hoffman:
We are.
Andy Botwin:
[
Andy tries to kiss her again, she pulls back] Oh, I'm sorry, 'It's too soon since your lover died?'
Yael Hoffman:
No, I've been with many men. Helps to get over things.
Andy Botwin:
Good.
[
Tries to kiss her again, again she withdraws]
Andy Botwin:
Am I getting mixed messages here?
Yael Hoffman:
Look. You're adorable, but I'm not attracted to you. Sorry.
Andy Botwin:
Are you a chubby chaser or something?
Yael Hoffman:
No - just I like men. Someone big and strong. Someone who can grow a beard. You're pretty, and I could flip you like a pancake. You ask for permission instead of just slamming me up against a wall and f**king me until I come like a volcano. But - we can still be friends, right?
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