Nancy Botwin:
[
about Megan being pregnant] How did this happen?
Silas Botwin:
You don't wanna hear it.
Nancy Botwin:
Oh, but I really do.
Silas Botwin:
If I had to bet on it, I'd say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggy style. When I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must've sucked the thing right off.
Nancy Botwin:
Ah-ahh. Stop, stop, stop.
Silas Botwin:
You asked. You want to be the cool Mom.
Nancy Botwin:
No. No, I don't. There are a million things in this world I want to be. 'Cool Mom,' nowhere on that list.
Silas Botwin:
[
Megan shows her the pregnancy test; positive] Well, I hope Grandma's on that list.
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