The L Word (TV Series)
Legend in the Making (2007)
Leisha Hailey: Alice Pieszecki
Quotes
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Waiter : Refill?
Helena Peabody : No, I don't think I can afford it.
Alice Pieszecki : Helena, it's free.
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Alice Pieszecki : What about your car? Wasn't your car worth like $300.000? I mean, you can live on that for like two years!
Helena Peabody : Maybe you could!
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Helena Peabody : [Alice and Jenny are explaining the concept of the online version of The Chart to Helena.] Do you have to sleep with someone first?
Alice Pieszecki : Well, I mean, when I first put it up, that was the core concept. Like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina, who slept with Annie...
Helena Peabody : [to Jenny] You slept with Tina?
Jenny Schecter : Nooo! I would never sleep with Tina.
Alice Pieszecki : No, no, hypothetically.
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Jenny Schecter : There's Gabby Deveaux.
Helena Peabody : Whoa, that's a lot of hookups.
Alice Pieszecki : [chirpily] Yeah, she's a whore.
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[first lines]
Alice Pieszecki : Yeah, it's open. Come in.
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Alice Pieszecki : [to Jenny] If it isn't Jennifer Schecter. Author of "Some Of Her Parts".