- Casey McDonald: Alright, Derek. You got me into this mess, you get me out.
- Edwin Venturi: Casey, speaking from experience, Derek doesn't respond to demands. He prefers the big yes-man, boot-licking approach.
- [Casey is exasperated]
- Casey McDonald: Derek, you are the gu-ru of the sacred art of deceit. You and only you can help me in my hour of need. Please, oh Great Liar, take pity on my poor truthful soul.