"The Sarah Silverman Program."
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Season: 1 | 2 | 3
Year: 2007 | 2008 | 2010

Season 1

Season 1, Episode 1: Officer Jay

1 February 2007
When Sarah is feeling sick, she decides to buy some heavy duty cough syrup which winds up giving her a DUI. When Sarah's sister and Officer Jay (the cop who brought Sarah in for questioning) start developing feelings for each other, Sarah becomes extremely upset because she feels her sister is being taken away from her. Brian and Steve argue whether or not Brian is bisexual.

Sarah Silverman ... Sarah Silverman

Laura Silverman ... Laura Silverman

Brian Posehn ... Brian Spukowski

Steve Agee ... Steve Myron

Jay Johnston ... Officer Jay McPherson
Laura Hayes ... Old Woman

Kelli Dawn Hancock ... Crack Whore #1

Chris Tallman ... Weatherman

Rachel Germaine ... Crack Whore #2

Tanjareen Thomas ... Crack Whore #3 (as Tanjareen Martin)

Karen Y. McClain ... Large Woman (as Karen McClain)

Rob Schrab ... Neighbor

Season 1, Episode 2: Humanitarian of the Year

8 February 2007
Sarah takes in a homeless man whom she went to high school with; Brian repeatedly fails to defend Steve from attackers.

Season 1, Episode 3: Positively Negative

15 February 2007
A bored Sarah goes to get an HIV test, just to entertain herself. When the nurse expresses doubts about her wild lifestyle and tells Sarah to come back the next day for the results, Sarah jumps to the conclusion that she has AIDS and overnight becomes an activist.

Season 1, Episode 4: Not Without My Daughter

22 February 2007
When Sarah enters a young girl also named Sarah into a pageant, they see how little they have in common and how very much they don't have in common. Steve in for questioning with the cops for leaving a "bomb" in a cop car.

Season 1, Episode 5: Muffin' Man

1 March 2007
When Sarah meets Officer Jay's Lesbian Cop Partner, Sarah begins to question her own sexuality in a very awkward way. Brian tries a new soft drink because Steve pressured him into it so Brian punishes Steve. Steve begins to get very annoyed and starts battling Brian.

Season 1, Episode 6: Batteries

8 March 2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries and then sings a song about what is wrong with the world.

Season 2

Season 2, Episode 1: Bored of the Rings

3 October 2007
Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage.

Season 2, Episode 2: Joan of Arf

10 October 2007
Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.

Season 2, Episode 3: Face Wars

17 October 2007
Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by "becoming black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.

Sarah Silverman ... Sarah Silverman

Laura Silverman ... Laura Silverman

Brian Posehn ... Brian Spukowski

Steve Agee ... Steve Myron

Jay Johnston ... Officer Jay McPherson

Alex Désert ... Eugene
Beth Tapper ... Grace Bradley

Henriette Mantel ... Middle-Aged Woman

Paul F. Tompkins ... Paul

Karri Turner ... Young Woman
Murray Gershenz ... Old Man

Eddie Pepitone ... Eddie Pepitone

Chris Tallman ... Officer Thwidge

Justin Roiland ... Chant Leader

Rob Schrab ... Driver

Susan Yeagley ... Denise
Sharon Bryant ... Church Choir (as Sharon B. Bryant)
G. Ja Nee' Davis ... Church Choir (as Gee Janee Davis)
Alfie Silas ... Church Choir
Donald Taylor ... Church Choir
Tony Wilkins ... Church Choir
Linda Willis ... Church Choir (as Linda Tisa Willis)
G. Janee ... Choir Member
Norma Jean ... Black-Faced Sarah Supporter

Christian Eric Billings ... News Camera Man (uncredited)
Jackson Lee ... Cook (uncredited)
James McElroy ... TV News Reporter (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 4: Doody

24 October 2007
After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.

Season 2, Episode 5: Ah, Men

31 October 2007
Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.

Season 2, Episode 6: Maid to Border

7 November 2007
When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll goes missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it.

Season 2, Episode 7: High, It's Sarah

8 October 2008
Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them.

Season 2, Episode 8: The Mongolian Beef

11 October 2008
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians.  Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.

Sarah Silverman ... Sarah Silverman

Laura Silverman ... Laura Silverman

Brian Posehn ... Brian Spukowski

Steve Agee ... Steve Myron

Jay Johnston ... Officer Jay McPherson

Mark Cohen ... Max Silverman
Jeff Bryan Davis ... D.A. (as Jeff B. Davis)
Beth Tapper ... Grace Bradley

Laura Marano ... Young Sarah Silverman

Ping Wu ... Borjijin
Gary Greenberg ... Garry L. Greenburg

Allan Havey ... Judge

Justin Roiland ... Blonde Craig

Lucille Soong ... Mrs. Xiongnu

Raymond Ma ... Mr. Xiongnu
Wade Randolph ... Cabbie

Johnnie Walker ... Generator
Eric Marseglia ... Eric

Jason Sarayba ... Mongolian Party-Goer
Lidet Viravong ... Tiny Mongolian

Peter Chen ... Chinese Man

Harris Wittels ... Random Guy
Americus Abesamis ... Mongolian Gay Guy #1

Jason Rogel ... Mongolian Gay Guy #2

Randall Park ... Mongolian Aide
Eric Acosta ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #1
Myke Chilian ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #2
Christian Le Guilloux ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #3
Vatche Panos ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #4
Ryan Ridley ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #5
Sevan Najarian ... Ouncy Bouncy Member #6 (as Sevan)

Ingrid Coree ... Reporter

Shanna Olson ... Bachelor Party Hottie (uncredited)
Paul Vato ... Vato (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 9: Making New Friends

16 October 2008
Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring.

Season 2, Episode 10: Patriot Tact

23 October 2008
Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car.

Season 2, Episode 11: Pee

30 October 2008
Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter.

Season 2, Episode 12: There's No Place Like Homeless

6 November 2008
Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.

Season 2, Episode 13: Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

13 November 2008
Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated.  When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.

Season 2, Episode 14: I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

20 November 2008
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead.

Season 2, Episode 15: Kangamangus

4 December 2008
Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay." 

Season 2, Episode 16: Vow Wow

11 December 2008
Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged.

Season 3

Season 3, Episode 0: Inappropriate Acts

January 2010
A mash-up of the most offensive and outrageous moments from The Sarah Silverman Program.

Season 3, Episode 1: The Proof Is in the Penis

4 February 2010
In an attempt to get Sarah to ?man up?, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

Season 3, Episode 2: The Silverman and the Pillows

11 February 2010
After Sarah?s morning brunch at Romanski?s is interrupted by a children?s book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children?s books and television.

Season 3, Episode 3: A Slip Slope

18 February 2010
Sarah sues "Home Alone" - the movie - for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor and becomes the official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

Season 3, Episode 4: Nightmayor

25 February 2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she campaigns for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when she is announced the winner.

Season 3, Episode 5: Smellin' of Troy

11 March 2010
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures her into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

Season 3, Episode 6: A Fairly Attractive Mind

18 March 2010
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

Season 3, Episode 7: Songs in the Key of Yuck

25 March 2010
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they don't actually like jam band music, they are just tripping. Laura copes with Jay's chronic "laughmares" in an unusual way.

Season 3, Episode 8: Just Breve

1 April 2010
Sarah narrates, as an old timey southerner, the story of Steve creating a baby robot named "Breve", for Brian and he to care of as their own child. Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risqué sexual interests.

Season 3, Episode 9: A Good Van Is Hard to Find

8 April 2010
After repeatedly climbing into pedophiles' vans, Sarah realizes that the guys driving vans aren't creepy by themselves, the vans make them that way. Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide whose turn it is to do the laundry.

Season 3, Episode 10: Wowschwitz

15 April 2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials. Sarah invites her friend Murray, who was at Auschwitz, to be the guest of honor at her memorial. She does not realize that Murray was at Auschwitz as a guard.

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