This is our very first Christmas special. I'd like to apologize, first of all, for being so crass as to take advantage of the whole Christmas thing, and I'd also like to apologize for taking so darn long to think of it!
You know, Uncle Red, I really don't think you have to apologize for being insensitive. People have come to expect that of you by now.
[pointing out Harold
I'm sure you know my nephew, Harold, or as his parents call him, the Ghost of Christmas Past.