The Evolved: Part One (2006)

User Rating:

6.1/10   

Directors:

Andrew Senior
John Turner

Writers:

Phillip Barron (writer)
Man of Bronze (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

If only God existed, maybe he could help you.

Plot:

Dead dogs, foetus burgers and Nazi clown-chefs; something smells fishy in London; and for once it's not Glover's pants...

Plot Keywords:

Nazi | Shark | Evolved | Tromaesque | Monster

Cast

Jamie D. Allen	...	Lame0
Michael Down	...	Danny Glover
Ellen Mellon	...	Herself
John Turner	...	Sonny Boy

Runtime:

UK:82 min

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Filming Locations:

London, England, UK

Company:

Yankee Disco Productions

This was an entertaining film, but it just wasn't as good as I expected it to be

I first saw the DVD at an FYE in a Mall I go to. I thought it looked like a bad movie. I then saw the Trailer at Troma.com. I didn't know it was a Troma film until then. A lot of the covers for Troma movies have a lot of crazy stuff on them, so I decided to find out more about this film. I finally wanted to see it, so after months of looking for it, I ordered it from amazon. When It came in I was so excited and watched it. After I watched it I just sat there wondering what the f**k I just watched. This movie was weird.

This was an entertaining film, but it just wasn't as good as I expected it to be. The movie is about Two dirty cops, Danny GLover (Has nothing to do with the actor) and Sonny Boy. After a series of dead dogs bodies appearing around London and finding human remains in a hamburger from a fast food franchise called Burger Priest, they suspect Burger Priest, which has Nazi Clown Chefs cooking the food and is run by the Pope, is behind all of this, and is also connected to a series of murders done by a shark monster out for revenge. At the same time a character played by an alcoholic puppet in a wheelchair named Ellen Mellon, and a heroin addicted fetus that Glover named Fetie, is out to help them stop burger priest.

The movie is supposed to be a dark comedy, but I didn't find the movie funny at all! I found a couple scenes gross. What was up with all the Tom Hanks jokes anyway. Those were random and pointless. The movie was filmed in digital video. The scenes where the shark monster attacks people are pretty cool. I think that's because they did the whole sped up video and shaking camera effect.