Father: [Feeling dejected] I may be evil, but that doesn't mean I don't like to party down once in a while.
Father: So, the Kids Next Door thought they could get their snot-encrusted hands on my Delightful Children's cake by sending a couple of girls.
Numbuh 19th Century: [indignant] My good man, are you insinuating that I am a sissy girl like her?
Numbuh 86: [leaps at Numbuh 19th Century and starts beating him up] I'll show you a sissy girl, you Oliver Twist reject!
Father: Only in the cold of space could I construct the largest ice cream cake ever for my Delightful Children.
Numbuh 19th Century: Cake and ice cream... together? That's not possible! Insanity!
[he walks off muttering to himself]
Father: [whispering to Numbuh 86] This kid doesn't get out much, does he?
Numbuh 86: He's from the 19th century.
Father: Get outta here!
Numbuh 86: No, really! He's, like, never seen cars and stuff. Go on, ask him something.
Father: Say, 19th century kid, you wanna watch a cartoon on the television?
Numbuh 19th Century: What is a cartoon, and what is this thing you call television?
[Father and Numbuh 86 burst out laughing]
Numbuh 5: [having found Numbuh 86 and Numbuh 19th Century kissing] Fanny and Fancy Pants sitting in a tree!
[Numbuh 86's eyes snap open and, horrified, she quickly shoves a bewildered Numbuh 19th Century off the bench they were on]
Numbuh 19th Century: [Numbuh 86 has just saved Numbuh 19th Century from falling] Awfully forward for a lady to touch a young man's hand, you know.
Numbuh 86: Put a sock in it before I decide to drop you!
Numbuh 5: [talking on a communicator; she, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 86 and Numbuh 19th Century are in a room where the floor is made of cake] Come in, Numbuh 2. We need a way out of here now!
Numbuh 2: On it! I'm checking blueprints now. Found it. It looks like you guys are directly above me. Stop where you are and lick the floor.
Numbuh 19th Century: Doesn't that seem a trifle unhygeist?
Numbuh 5: [grabbing Numbuh 19th Century and throwing him onto the floor] Shut up and lick!