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[from trailer]

Drillbit Taylor: [from trailer] Now in addition to the Chinese Kung Fu we've got a little Mexican Judo, as in 'Judon't know who you messin' with, homz.'

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Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!

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Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.

Emmit: Even a puppy?

Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them, Rommel did it, jerry bastard...

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Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?

Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

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[repeated line]

Drillbit Taylor: Hoorah!

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Ryan: Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain!

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Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

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buyer: I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything.

Don: 1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value.

buyer: To who?

Don: To the poeple I stole it from.

buyer: I don't care about them. 1,500.

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Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.

Wade: Are you still in the military?

Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

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Filkins: You're Siamese queers, bitches!

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Ronnie: Holy crap, you guys are retarded!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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