| Arjay Smith | ... | Kerry | |
| Branden Nadon | ... | Justin | |
| Jodelle Ferland | ... | Lisa | |
| Michael Ironside | ... | Mr. Chaney | |
| Lynda Boyd | ... | Carolyn | |
| Keith D. Humphrey | ... | David (as Keith Humphrey) | |
| Terry D. Stevens | ... | Passenger (as Terry Stevens) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Jenny Poussin | ... | Beautiful woman (uncredited) | |
| Ian Thompson | ... | Bus Driver (uncredited) | |
| Episode Crew |
Directed by | |||
| Ernest R. Dickerson | (as Ernest Dickerson) | ||
Writing credits | ||
| Mick Garris | (creator) | |
| Mick Garris | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Keith Addis | .... | executive producer | |
| Morris Berger | .... | executive producer | |
| Steve Best | .... | associate producer | |
| Stephen R. Brown | .... | executive producer (as Steve Brown) | |
| Ben Browning | .... | co-producer | |
| Andrew Deane | .... | executive producer | |
| Mick Garris | .... | executive producer | |
| Adam Goldworm | .... | co-producer | |
| John W. Hyde | .... | executive producer | |
| Lisa Richardson | .... | producer | |
| Tom Rowe | .... | producer | |
| Pascal Verschooris | .... | line producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Lomax | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Jon Joffin | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Marshall Harvey | |||
Casting by | |||
| Stuart Aikins | |||
| Sean Cossey | |||
| Lindsey Hayes Kroeger | |||
| David Rapaport | (as David H. Rapaport) | ||
Production Design by | |||
| David Fischer | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Don Macaulay | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ide Foyle | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Lyn Kelly | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Howard Berger | .... | special effects makeup | |
| Mike Fields | .... | on-set key makeup artist (as Michael Fields) | |
| Sarah Graham | .... | on-set key makeup artist | |
| Terry Hanson | .... | first assistant hair stylist | |
| Tanya Hudson | .... | first assistant makeup | |
| Tami Lane | .... | on-set key makeup artist | |
| Gregory Nicotero | .... | special effects makeup | |
| Adina Shore | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Margaret Solomon | .... | key makeup | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Ania Musiatowicz | .... | third assistant director | |
| Darren Robson | .... | second assistant director | |
| Rob Vouriot | .... | first assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Andrei Andrianko | .... | assistant art director | |
| Nick Dibley | .... | property master (as Nicholas Dibley) | |
| Dylan Dowd | .... | lead greens person | |
| Jim Geddes | .... | construction coordinator | |
| John McIntosh | .... | greens | |
| Jake Miller | .... | assistant property master | |
| Nathalie Morin | .... | assistant set decorator (as Natalie Morin) | |
| Zbibgniew Scheller | .... | construction foreman (as Zbish Scheller) | |
| John Wilcox | .... | paint coordinator | |
| Izabela Domachowski | .... | set dresser (uncredited) | |
| Les Ford | .... | computer graphics designer (uncredited) | |
| Scott Riddell | .... | second assistant props (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Anke Bakker | .... | sound supervisor | |
| Kevin Belen | .... | re-recording mixer | |
| Brian Campbell | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Jay Cheetham | .... | background sound editor | |
| Jacqueline Cristianini | .... | adr supervisor | |
| Jacqueline Cristianini | .... | dialogue supervisor | |
| Kris Fenske | .... | sound designer | |
| Devan Kraushar | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jason Mauza | .... | foley editor | |
| Laurie Melhus | .... | audio post-production coordinator | |
| Glen Noseworthy | .... | adr mixer | |
| Iain Pattison | .... | re-recording mixer | |
| Sebastian Salm | .... | sound mixer | |
| Paul A. Sharpe | .... | re-recording mixer (as Paul Sharpe) | |
| Shane Shemko | .... | foley artist | |
| Colin Smith | .... | boom operator | |
| Cam Wagner | .... | foley artist | |
| Matthew Wilson | .... | sound effects editor | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Randy Ball | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Mark Boley | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Jack Bricker | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Robert Freitas | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group (as Rob Freitas) | |
| Derek Heselton | .... | best boy special effects | |
| Grady Holder | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Akihito Ikeda | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Derek Krout | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group (as Derek Krouse) | |
| Jim Leonard | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Ben Rittenhouse | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Wayne Szybunka | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Veronica Torres | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Patricia Urias | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| A.J. Venuto | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Matt Belbin | .... | digital effects editor (as Matthew Belbin) | |
| Sébastien Bergeron | .... | digital effects supervisor | |
| Michael Goddard | .... | cg artist (as Mike Goddard) | |
| Todd Liddiard | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lionel Lim | .... | digital compositor | |
| Mladen Miholjcic | .... | cg artist | |
| Stephen Paschke | .... | digital compositor | |
| Les Quinn | .... | cg artist | |
| Bryce Rieger | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lisa K. Sepp | .... | visual effects producer (as Lisa Sepp-Wilson) | |
| Philippe Thibault | .... | digital compositor | |
| Jonah West | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lee Wilson | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
Stunts | |||
| Jim Dunn | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Sandy Cooper | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Lane Koch | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Mike Kolafa | .... | gaffer (as Michael Kolafa) | |
| Steve Sherlock | .... | key grip | |
| Jared Smith | .... | best boy lighting | |
| Shai Vera | .... | best boy grip (as Shae Vera) | |
| Peter Wilke | .... | camera operator: "a" camera | |
| Michael Wrinch | .... | camera operator: "b" camera (as Mike Wrinch) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Sandra-Ken Freeman | .... | extras casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Glenna Owen | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Tyler Tone | .... | set costume supervisor | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Nathan Atkins | .... | assistant editor | |
| Richard Cordes | .... | color timer | |
| Andrea Dixon | .... | color timer | |
| Matt Venables | .... | post-production coordinator | |
| Mike Williamson | .... | editorial coordinator | |
Music Department | |||
| Mike Beckett | .... | music editor | |
| Jennifer Ross | .... | music supervisor | |
| Ed Shearmur | .... | composer: main title music (as Edward Shearmur) | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Louie Hausner | .... | transportation captain | |
| John Swetlikoe | .... | transportation coordinator | |
Other crew | |||
| Christine Barrie | .... | stand-in | |
| Michael Bishop | .... | key production assistant | |
| Genessa Davis | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Jim Desroches | .... | production coordinator (as James Desroches) | |
| Annie Doyon | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Cameron Grierson | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Cameron Grierson | .... | script coordinator | |
| Richter Hartig | .... | production auditor: Starz Productions (as Richter Q. Hartig) | |
| Dave Harvey | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Tom Hoeverman | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Elissa Howarth | .... | production administration manager: Starz Productions | |
| Alison Hunter | .... | script supervisor | |
| Andrea Kaufman | .... | production coordinator: Starz Productions (as Andrea M. Kaufman) | |
| Katy Lew | .... | executive administrator | |
| Ross Redhead | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Tracey Renyard | .... | location manager | |
| Adrian Salpeter | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Stephen Tibbetts | .... | stand-in (as Stephen Tibbets) | |
| Bill Vigars | .... | unit publicist | |
| Steven Vlasak | .... | operations manager | |
| Beverly Wiens | .... | production accountant | |
| Krista Johnston | .... | clearance (uncredited) | |
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| Company credits | External reviews | IMDb TV section |
| IMDb Horror section | IMDb Canada section |
THE V WORD sees two teens breaking into a funeral home to get a look at a bully who has died. They get far more than they bargained for, as there is a vampire inhabiting the funeral home and he is perpetually thirsty. Michael Ironside is the vampire, and his method of drinking blood is to tear a large gash in the victim's throat first. Plenty of nasty corpses on display, plenty of gashed throats, but the story loses steam in the second half. It got so boring, in fact, I turned it off before the grand finale. Throat slashing is always fun to watch, but too much of it tends to spoil the broth, as it were. And I hate to say it, but Ironside reminded me more of a ghoul than a vampire. Ghouls have never floated my boat.