- Fred: [in the movie Garfield's watching] Come with me, Allison.
- Garfield: No, don't go with him, Allison.
- Fred: Trust me, Allison.
- Garfield: No! Don't trust him, Allison! I can't watch!
- [covers his eyes]
- Allison: [on TV] I do trust you, Fred. I feel so safe with your hand in mine, your other hand on my shoulder. Your other hand on my-
- [Odie jumps on Garfield, high pitched scream from the movie as he jumps out of the chair]
- Garfield: [hanging from the ceiling] Odie! Don't *do* that!
- [drops back on the chair]
- Garfield: Oh well, since you're here, you want to watch Chiller Diller Theater with me?
- [Odie yips]
- Garfield: Good, I can use the company.
- Garfield: [has taken all the food out of the fridge because of the power failure] No, I didn't take *everything* out of the refrigerator. I left two ice trays and I think the light bulb.
- [Orson finds the hen house empty]
- Orson Pig: [reads note] "We have all gone on strike. Tired of working for chicken feed." Oh, real funny.
- Orson Pig: The fox has Sheldon. This looks like a job for...
- [runs off and returns in costume]
- Orson Pig: Da-da-da-daaa! Power Pig! Come! We shall rescue Sheldon!
- [after a pause, Wade, Roy, and Booker fall to the floor laughing at Orson's appearance]
- Orson Pig: Correction: We shall rescue Sheldon after certain people stop laughing.
- Orson Pig: [whispers] There's the fox and he's got Sheldon. A brilliant plan!
- Wade: What is it?
- Orson Pig: That's what we need, a brilliant plan! Uh, maybe you sneak around to that side or... or maybe I could...
- Roy Rooster: There's an easier way to do this.
- [Roy grabs Orson and brings him over to the fox]
- Roy Rooster: All right, tell him who you are.
- Orson Pig: I'm... Power Pig, defender of the defenseless.
- [the fox pauses, then laughs loudly]
- Fox: Power Pig!
- [the fox falls to the ground, laughing uncontrollably, and tosses Sheldon into the air, allowing Orson to catch him]
- Jon Arbuckle: How do you like my jacket, Garfield?
- Garfield: Just a minute.
- [walks away and returns wearing sunglasses]
- Garfield: Not bad, but how do you adjust the horizontal hold?
- Jon Arbuckle: You've been sneezing all day, Garfield. I hope you're no... Hey, that's terrific! I can take you to the vet, maybe get Liz to go out with me and then... then she'll fall for me, and then... then we'll get married, and then we'll have kids and...
- Garfield: Oh, great. I'm sick and he's planning a family.
- Jon Arbuckle: So, Liz, how about dinner tonight?
- Dr. Liz Wilson: I don't feel safe around you, big fella.
- Jon Arbuckle: Uh-huh.
- Dr. Liz Wilson: I might yawn myself to death.
- [to impress Liz, Jon puts on a pair of sunglasses]
- Jon Arbuckle: Do you think these make me look cool? Hey, good looking, what time do you get off work?
- Dr. Liz Wilson: That's my coat rack you're talking to.
- Garfield: Hey, he might get lucky this time.