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Man: [Garfield is lecturing on Odie chasing cars] What does Odie do with a car when he catches one?

Garfield: He buries it in the backyard.

[Audience stars laughing]

Garfield: What're you laughing at? You don't believe me?

Woman: Nah, we don't believe you!

Garfield: I can't believe my ears!

Audience: We can't believe your face!

Garfield: Hey, I did *not* come here to be insulted!

Man: Oh, where do you usually go? This whole thing is stupid!

Woman: Yeah, it's ridiculous!

Garfield: You think this is ridiculous? You should see this audience!

[Garfield leaves amid the booing audience and returns home to Odie]

Garfield: Hi, boy. Had fun chasing cars?

Odie: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Garfield: Those people didn't appreciate me. I told them you buried cars in the backyard and they made fun of me.

[they walk past various cars buried in the yard]

Garfield: Boy, try and educate some people.

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Garfield: [during his lecture on Odie] Before we go on, are there any questions?

Man: Uh, yeah, is wrestling fixed?

Garfield: Excuse me, I should've asked, "Are there any *intelligent* questions?"

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