- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Sonic, the whole place is going supernova or something!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: No kidding, kid! We gotta bail, Tails!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: But how are we gonna get out? Those creepazoids are in the way!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Only one way, José! My fabulous triple-spin rolling thunder bowling ball!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [while trying to flee the Warp of Confusion] We have to get out of here!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm trying, but this is like being trapped in a pinball machine!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [after spotting a chili dog on a table] It has to be a trap!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, of course it's a trap, Tails. That's half the fun! I like my chili dogs well-spiced with danger!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: What'd we stop for, Sonic?
- [Sonic sniffs the air]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Ahh. That. Can't you smell it? A succulent sausage...
- [sniffs]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Smothered in sauce...
- [sniffs]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Anointed with onions and garnished with grated cheese. Ahhh!
- [a famished Tails chomps at Sonic, who moves his hand just in time]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: A chili dog? Out here?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Not just a chili dog, Tails. A Robotnik chili dog.
- [sniffs]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Mmm! He's improved his chili. I've just gotta get that recipe!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [while being chased by Warpnik's monster fish] This is turning into one heck of a fish story!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Yeah, but I sure wish we weren't the bait!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Tails! I missed you!
- [Sonic frees Tails]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Sonic! You're the greatest!
- [Sonic and Tails hug]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Glad you're okay, keed. I was worried you'd run off.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: I'd never do that, Sonic. You're my best friend.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: And you're mine. Let's never forget it!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: You did it, Sonic! You saved me!
- [Tails hugs Sonic]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Buddies forever, right, Sonic?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: You got that right! Buddies forever!
- Dr. Robotnik: My dear Sonic, if I'd known you were coming, I'd have poisoned a cake.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Never mind the cheesy jokes, Robumnik! What have you done with Tails?
- Dr. Robotnik: Tails?
- Coconuts, Scratch, Grounder: Tails?
- Dr. Robotnik: [to his minions] Quickly, you fools. Sneak down and grab him. I'll keep him occupied.
- [to Sonic]
- Dr. Robotnik: To be truthful, you horrible hedgehog, I have no idea where your feckless friend is.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: And why should I believe you?
- Dr. Robotnik: Use your spiky head! If I'd had captured your companion, I'd be torturing him right now.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: But if you didn't take him, where'd he go?
- Dr. Robotnik: Perhaps he left of his own accord. Did you two have a... falling out recently?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, maybe, I guess, but... I never, I mean, I didn't mean to...
- [Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts sneak up on Sonic, but Sonic moves aside just as the robots all lunge at him]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh, where are you, Tails? If you've run away because of me, I'll never forgive myself. I gotta find him and fast!
- Dr. Robotnik: Badniks!
- [Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts appear]
- Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts: Yes, your evil excellence.
- Dr. Robotnik: This could be the chance I've been waiting for. While that hedgehog hunts for his help mate, we shall be hunting the hedgehog. He'll be too distracted to look out for us, and when he least expects it... wham!
- Coconuts: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hoo hoo hoo! Sonic soufflé!
- Dr. Robotnik: Exactly! I'll be rid of that hedgehog forever!
- Dr. Robotnik: [about Sonic] Ahhh, there he goes!
- Scratch: Where's he going?
- Dr. Robotnik: Who cares where he's going? The point is, he's distracted. Off his guard. Easy to capture.
- [as Robotnik talks, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts start fighting each other]
- Dr. Robotnik: Even for you three.
- [kicks the three robots out of his Egg-O-Matic]
- Dr. Robotnik: Now get that hedgehog! And don't fail me this time!
- [Grounder, Coconuts, and Scratch fall into the ground, narrowly missing Sonic, who continues searching for Tails]
- Coconuts: He didn't even notice!
- Scratch, Grounder: No!
- Coconuts: Yes! Dr. Robotnik was right! Sonic's off his guard, easy to capture!
- Scratch, Grounder: Yeah!
- Scratch: Of course he's right, monkey-bot! He's our leader! So let's go!
- [Sonic sees fish flying around the Warp of Confusion]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: This looks like a nightmare I had once after scarfing out on bad seafood.
- Dr. Robotnik: [about Sonic] How could you idiots have lost him already?
- Scratch: We don't know.
- Grounder: When we came in, the hedgehog was gone.
- Scratch, Grounder: [points to each other] It's his fault!
- Dr. Robotnik: [facepalms] Grrrrrrr!
- [Coconuts leans on a fake rock, which tilts over, revealing a strange light coming from behind]
- Coconuts: Your supremeness! Over here! Look! Look!
- [Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder approach the light]
- Scratch: What is it, Dr. Robotnik?
- [the strange light is revealed to be coming from a trash can]
- Dr. Robotnik: It's a dimensional tunnel.
- [looks inside the trash can]
- Dr. Robotnik: And if I'm not mistaken, which I never am...
- [something inside the trash can bites Robotnik]
- Dr. Robotnik: Ooooh!
- [comes out of the trash can with a fish on his nose]
- Dr. Robotnik: My crazy cousin, Dr. Warpnik, is behind this!
- Dr. Warpnik: [to Sonic] Yes! Heh heh heh! It was I who lured your fuzzy-tailed friend into a trap.
- [pulls down a projection screen]
- Dr. Warpnik: All part of my plan to escape, you see.
- [Warpnik shows a film of Robotnik banishing him]
- Dr. Warpnik: My own dear cousin, Robotnik, banished me here years ago!
- [cries hysterically]
- Dr. Warpnik: He said I was a looney!
- [continues crying]
- Dr. Warpnik: Me? Can you imagine?
- [laughs insanely, then grabs a fish]
- Dr. Warpnik: Besides, he didn't like all my sweet little fishy-wishies!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [bored from Warpnik's story] Oh, get on with it, will you? I still gotta scorch your scales and rescue Tails.
- Dr. Warpnik: Quiet!
- [puts away his fish]
- Dr. Warpnik: You're not going anywhere! You're my prisoner! And when my cousin, Robotnik, follows you in here, I'll...
- Dr. Robotnik: You'll WHAT?
- [appears at the entrance with Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts]
- Dr. Robotnik: I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!
- [Robotnik enters the Warp of Confusion and Warpnik confronts him]
- Dr. Warpnik: No! It is I who will be rid of you, you egg-sucking eccentric!
- Scratch: Uh, heh heh, I think Dr. Robotnik has everything under control here.
- Grounder: Uh, yeah. Uh, what's say we, uh, just go home?
- Coconuts: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [following an explosion, a giant fish monster appears]
- Coconuts: Like now!
- [Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts run away. Three cannonballs are fired and hit the three robots, turning them into giant monsters]
- Scratch: On the other hand...
- Grounder: Yeah! Dr. Robotnik's pretty mean to us sometimes!
- Coconuts: [smashes a pillar] Yeah, yeah! Let's go teach him some manners!
- Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts: YEAH!
- [the trash can leading to the Warp of Confusion explodes]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: It's good to know Doc Botnik and his fish-faced cousin are gonna be stuck with each other for a while.