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The Sandlot: Heading Home (Video 2007) Poster

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Ryan: I have something to say.

Timber: What?

Timber: Did Ryan just speak?

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Benny: All right now; I'm gonna give you a little more heat, OK?

DP: Please hit this.

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Tommy: Mom, put down the phone. I don't think I have a concussion. I just think I'm dead.

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Benny: Maybe I should be lookin' in the same mirror you're lookin' in, kid.

Tommy: No, I wouldn't really recommend that.

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Two Ton: Who does this kid think he is, Hank Aaron?

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St. Agnus Coach: I'm not lookin' for athletes, Earl. I'm lookin' for ballplayers. And I just found one.

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Wings: How ever can we repay you, Your... Holiness of Baseball?

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Benny: You got some talent, kid. There's a lot more to baseball than talent.

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Two Ton: Who names their dog Hercules?

Wok: It was probably just some chihuahua or something. You know how people name their dog just the opposite of what they are.

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Squints: All right, Mr. Chairman, we accept the challenge. On one condition. The game for the sandlot is played on the sandlot.

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DP: This isn't the part where you go off about the Dodgers, the Hall of Fame, and your smokin' hot girlfriend, is it?

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Wings: Just try and hit my bat, OK?

Timber: [Timber's pitch hits Wings in the groin] Sorry.

Wings: [falls to ground in pain] Geez... Wrong bat, Timber!

DP: Guys, look at this.

Q: What are we gonna do about Timber's control problems?

Tommy: I'll bet Wings has got some good ideas.

Wings: [high-pitched voice] Timber, if I live... you'rE dead!

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Earl Needman: Two words... wood chipper.

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Sara: Good things happen to good people, Tommy.

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Tommy: AHHHHHH!

Sara: Well, hello there, sleepyhead.

Tommy: W-w-where am I?

Sara: You're home, sweetheart.

Tommy: No, no, no, something's really wrong. Mom? Am I dead?

Sara: Now why would you ask such a silly thing?

Tommy: Because I am wearing my Speed racer PJs that I havent seen in 30 years.

Sara: All right, fine, I got a little backed up on the laundry; there's still a lot of unpacking to do. Don't worry, your Batman and Robin ones haven't run off.

Tommy: Mom. Do you know how old I am?

Sara: 12, almost 13.

Sara: No. I'm 41 years old, I live in Beverley Hills, I have a spokin' hot girlfriend who has her own reality show, I play center field for the Dodgers? And somehow I'm back here. And you're here, and the pancakes smell so real... that I think I am gonna throw up.

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Tommy: [after explaining why he's going to play on Neeman's tam] I can't risk my future for the sandlot, can I?

Timber: [his first lines] Maybe you're the one who shouldn't speak for a while.

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Ryan: If we give up now, we can say goodbye to the sandlot forever.

Two Ton: But you don't...

Ryan: Zip it, tubby! It's my turn to talk.

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